sharimcm 0 #26 July 3, 2007 So does it suck? Or is it a blow job? I'm confused... But, then again, confusing me is not that hard to do. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #27 July 3, 2007 Quote So does it suck? Or is it a blow job? I'm confused... But, then again, confusing me is not that hard to do. Let's buy one and find out. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #28 July 3, 2007 Quote Do you think this really works? http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife Nah, why make things complicated? Buy an ordinary battery operated vibrator instead. Who would bother getting out the vacuum cleaner every time they want sexual gratification? Might as well get a boyfriend, then. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #29 July 3, 2007 Quote Do you think this really works? well.... if she was able to have pleasure after posting " At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce."... it might work. I'd rather the real thing anywayshttp://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #30 July 3, 2007 Quote Might as well get a boyfriend, then. You ever find one that knows how to use a vacuum cleaner???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #31 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Might as well get a boyfriend, then. You ever find one that knows how to use a vacuum cleaner???? It's real easy, you say hey the floor needs to be vacuumed and she does it. or she gets smacked!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #32 July 3, 2007 besides the dog barks at the vacuum and aggresively attacks it, so there's all the noise, the smell of dust and an electric motor.....not to mention how many women EVER coil up that damn cord correctly??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #33 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Might as well get a boyfriend, then. You ever find one that knows how to use a vacuum cleaner???? No, but it's as much work getting the vacuum cleaner out of the closet every time as getting the boyfriend to do anything useful.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Might as well get a boyfriend, then. You ever find one that knows how to use a vacuum cleaner???? No, but it's as much work getting the vacuum cleaner out of the closet every time as getting the boyfriend to do anything useful. Some of us are pretty handy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luminous 0 #35 July 3, 2007 Quote Some of us are pretty handy. What you do in private, well hopefully private anyways, is your own business. "Don't shoot the messenger!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote Some of us are pretty handy. What you do in private, well hopefully private anyways, is your own business. "Don't shoot the messenger!" Let me change that to "Helpful"Fucker.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #37 July 3, 2007 So does that mean that a woman shouldn't get pissed off the next time I buy her a vaccume for a presentDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #38 July 3, 2007 Quote not to mention how many women EVER coil up that damn cord correctly??? Fuckin ADivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 July 3, 2007 QuoteWho cares? I can bring orgasm in less than three seconds! Of course I'm talking about *me* having an orgasm I wanna ride your 'fro. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #40 July 3, 2007 Quote Some of us are pretty handy. Some men are handy. Not all. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #41 July 3, 2007 Re: [LisaH] This should probably be in the Women's forum --------------------------------------------------- NO, then we couldn't post to it without getting into trouble! And chased out by da Women's in dare! You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #42 July 4, 2007 Brings new meaning to "Check the vacuum cleaner bag" when soemeone loses jewelry. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #43 July 4, 2007 Quote Brings new meaning to "Check the vacuum cleaner bag" when soemeone loses jewelry. Seems like it would give quite the 'flutter effect' to those with (shall we say) 'intimate' piercings.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #44 July 4, 2007 seriously don't be a victimI posted a thread about sex toys gone bad, not to long ago if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #45 July 4, 2007 Quote seriously don't be a victimI posted a thread about sex toys gone bad, not to long ago I think it's a silly contraption. Just wondering if anyone thought it might really work.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #46 July 4, 2007 yeah, right on. nothing like the real thing, cant go wrong with that.........uh, nevermind if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #47 July 4, 2007 I wanna ride your 'fro. ____________________________ Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
