Thanatos340 1 #1 June 29, 2007 "Im so Drunk" "Do you mind if my Hot Girlfrinds sleeps with us Tonight?" "Im Horny" "You dont mind if I entertain myself on this long road trip by giving you road head do you?" "Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 June 29, 2007 Yes Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 June 29, 2007 "Wow, do I ever hate kids!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #4 June 29, 2007 "There are endless possibilities, you might as well just put it in."You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #5 June 29, 2007 "Honey, I really don't need that new Fall Wardrobe, why don't you take the cash out of that account for beer & jump tickets this weekend and go raise hell with all your DZ buddies."You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 June 29, 2007 "It's so adorable when you fart." "I think it's sexy when you scream and yell at the game on TV" "Sure I'll pack your parachute, as long as you'll pay me with sexual favors." "I'll give you a blowjob if you'll close my rig." "Hey baby, there's NASCAR on Fox right now..." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #7 June 29, 2007 "Omigosh, it's so big!" mh . "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #8 June 29, 2007 Slow slurping noises punctuated with the occasional gagging and muffled moan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #9 June 29, 2007 "I bought you a case of your favorite beer!" mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 June 29, 2007 Umm...i know i have said the following, especially the one about road head:"You dont mind if I entertain myself on this long road trip by giving you road head do you?" "Sure I'll pack your parachute, as long as you'll pay me with sexual favors." "I bought you a case of your favorite beer!" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 June 29, 2007 "I'm an eccentric millionaire heiress who wants to financially support you while you sit around the house drinking beer and playing video games all day in exchange for sexual favors and your company on my trip around the world." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 June 29, 2007 Here honey, let me give you a blowjob before you leave for the DZ. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 June 29, 2007 Quote "Im Horny" I say that one pretty often Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #14 June 29, 2007 "Do you mind if my Hot Girlfrinds sleeps with us Tonight?""You dont mind if I entertain myself on this long road trip by giving you road head do you?" "Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?" Those are things you will almost never hear a girl say! And I stress Rarely!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #15 June 29, 2007 Put your money away. I'll pay for it.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 June 29, 2007 Quote Those are things you will almost never hear a girl say! And I stress Rarely! You clearly are hanging out with the wrong Girls then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 June 29, 2007 "Wow, your combover really rocks!!!!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #18 June 29, 2007 . . . Master.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #19 June 29, 2007 "Where do you want to stick it first?" "What would you like for me to do first?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 June 29, 2007 "Me and my unbelievably hot friend have had way too much drink tonight, Can we come up to your hotel room and lay down for a while till we sober up enough to drive home?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #21 June 29, 2007 Quote "I'll give you a blowjob if you'll close my rig." "Hey baby, there's NASCAR on Fox right now..." by far my 2 favorites! gotta love NASCAR!http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #22 June 29, 2007 " Sure I'll try anything once." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #23 June 29, 2007 Quote . . . Master. Who let you off the rack? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #24 June 29, 2007 Quote Here honey, let me give you a blowjob before you leave for the DZ. Good Answer!You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 June 29, 2007 Who let you off the rack? Quote Version 1 or Version 2.0?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
