LisaH 0 #26 June 29, 2007 Quote "Me and my unbelievably hot friend have had way too much drink tonight, Can we come up to your hotel room and lay down for a while till we sober up enough to drive home?" I'll have to remember that line.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #27 June 29, 2007 Quote Version 1 or Version 2.0?? Wrong rack. The one I'm thinking of is shaped more like a cross than like those wonderful mountains of love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #28 June 29, 2007 Quote Quote Version 1 or Version 2.0?? Wrong rack. The one I'm thinking of is shaped more like a cross than like those wonderful mountains of love. Either one's is just fine. I mean - Umm - You did Mistress, so that I could massage you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #29 June 29, 2007 Quote"I'm an eccentric millionaire heiress who wants to financially support you while you sit around the house drinking beer and playing video games all day in exchange for sexual favors and your company on my trip around the world." Ahh my dream woman. Big Tits Right LadyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #30 June 29, 2007 Quote "I'm an eccentric millionaire heiress who wants to financially support you while you sit around the house drinking beer and playing video games all day in exchange for sexual favors and your company on my trip around the world." I was drunk when I said that... Sorry. Everything else is OK, but the trip around the world I lied about. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #31 June 29, 2007 You know I saw the title of this thread and it reminded me of a little situation I found myself in last year. I was at the bar with my buddy and a girl that I was "fuck buddies" with called me and asked if I was free. I told her I was with my friend and she said that was perfect because she had a friend with her that needed some fun too. So we all met back at my place, but unfortunately(for my friend) he wasn't her friends type. He had a girlfriend that he wasn't too serious with but for some reason that night she was texting him non-stop asking when he was coming home. He realized that it just wasn't his night to score and as I walked him out the door he looked at me and said, "make me proud buddy". I walked back into the bedroom where my friend and her friend were waiting, they were giggling and I asked them what was so funny and my friends response was, "I told her about how good it was the last time you went down on me and she wants you to prove it". Of all the crazy sex adventures I've ever had that rates up there in the top three, it was quite the long night of work but I was more than happy to go into overtime to keep them happy History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #32 June 30, 2007 hehehehe Three two letter words meaning small IS IT IN ! LMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 June 30, 2007 "I'm fine, thanks." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #34 June 30, 2007 Do you have the wrong thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #35 June 30, 2007 Quote Do you have the wrong thread? You don't want to hear her say that? Cuz even if she says it... at least you're in (maybe) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #36 June 30, 2007 I'd like to hear you say a few things, but I'll save you the embarrassment here. You have already said some of the nicest things to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #37 June 30, 2007 Quote I'd like to hear you say a few things, but I'll save you the embarrassment here. You have already said some of the nicest things to me. Who'd have thought that "I'm holding off on the restraining order as long as you don't come to this state" would be a term of endearment? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #38 June 30, 2007 I think she likes me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #39 June 30, 2007 "This is very good rum!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #40 June 30, 2007 "I might be a supermodel, but I have a weakness for average looking guys without much to offer but a sense of humour. Did I mention I'm sterile?"cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #41 July 3, 2007 Dinner's ready!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
