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ZigZagMarquis

Cheer up Sparky -- Skydiving is SAVED

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I thought DZ.com was going to save swooping:D

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.



Man, all we need now is for someone to pop off about how Vin could kick Chuck's ass and dz.com would have it's own version of Barrens Chat.

-Blind
"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it."

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That's if they even put skydiving in the movie...



I hear they are just going to fly around in the wind tunnel this time, so that the 4.5 minute free-falls are believable :D

Johnny jumps into the tunnel with no helmet :o But only a handgun, and points it at the bad guy, and says "get out of the tunnel". Bad guy says, "you have to fly me out yourself, and you can't do that holding a gun!" B| Meanwhile the tunnel rats are flashing the lights and telling them both their time is up.
Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

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