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A funny thing happened on the way to work today...

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Well, when I read your initial post, there was no attachment at all.

Attached is a guy who tried to take a bite out of my coworker near Red Rocks a week ago.
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Well, when I read your initial post, there was no attachment at all.

Attached is a guy who tried to take a bite out of my coworker near Red Rocks a week ago.



man, he looks pissed off and ready to strike.


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Well, when I read your initial post, there was no attachment at all.

Attached is a guy who tried to take a bite out of my coworker near Red Rocks a week ago.


man, he looks pissed off and ready to strike.


He's pissed because he already DID strike and missed because he was on a steep slope that caused him to lose his balance and tumble into the path at my friends feet. (Or should I say where my friends feet WERE a moment before.:D)
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got a good story for you.

so we are out walking the dogs, 2 boxers and an old deaf border collie. hiking through our favorite park, the white male boxer walks ahead, and walks up to what i think is a stick in the path. wrong! pacific rattler. spike goes to bite it, he loves sticks, the snake strikes... misses. spike takes a step back, and then the scene goes into matrix mode. the snake is striking...once, twice...three, four, five... spike, is bobing and weaving, ducking and hoping... i, and holding off the other dogs, and commanding spike to "back up" i was sure he was dead, and my mind when into "how to comfort him as he went on to the next life" mode. he backs up...dodging strikes as he does. it was incredible, ...he was one with the force, and managed not to get biten.

the rattler slivers off, i check spike...once, twice, three times...no bite marks...i rush him to our vet, just to make sure...no signs of injury. most amazing.

so, now, spikes' name has been change to .... "Spike, dances with snakes."


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got a good story for you.

so we are out walking the dogs, 2 boxers and an old deaf border collie. hiking through our favorite park, the white male boxer walks ahead, and walks up to what i think is a stick in the path. wrong! pacific rattler. spike goes to bite it, he loves sticks, the snake strikes... misses. spike takes a step back, and then the scene goes into matrix mode. the snake is striking...once, twice...three, four, five... spike, is bobing and weaving, ducking and hoping... i, and holding off the other dogs, and commanding spike to "back up" i was sure he was dead, and my mind when into "how to comfort him as he went on to the next life" mode. he backs up...dodging strikes as he does. it was incredible, ...he was one with the force, and managed not to get biten.

the rattler slivers off, i check spike...once, twice, three times...no bite marks...i rush him to our vet, just to make sure...no signs of injury. most amazing.

so, now, spikes' name has been change to .... "Spike, dances with snakes."



They're called boxers for a reason. Gotta love the bob & weave (and the "boxing" as well). :D

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I know but give me a break, it was taken on my crappy camera phone.

And I had to resize the heck out of it to get it to upload.

Why didn't you just get a little closer.
You're not scared of a little ol' snake, are you?

It's obviously little, we can barely see it.;)

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Hey it was probably 18 inches long and I know nothing about snakes. I didn't want to get bitten before I got my patient treated!

I did look for it afterwards, to try and get closer, but it had stopped sunning itself and left. Or it went after the bunny I saw hopping around the side yard....:S

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I didn't want to get bitten before I got my patient treated!



Didn't you explain your "no biting" policy to the snake?:P
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nah...prolly went and got in your car...warmer in there...all nice and cozy...good music to comfort the snake...;)



{shudder} Think I'll be taking my other car tomorrow. Or maybe he dropped off in Aurora and he's scaring all those scarey men in white t-shirts and bandanas!

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Vast improvement!
Now could you walk over and pick him up and hold his tail close to the lens so we can see if he is a rattler?;)

Oh, and how about a shot of you in the frame with him so we can get a size perspective?B|

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The funny thing is, that wasn't even the thing I saw today that scared me. That was in Aurora, in a very old neighborhood. Forget the bloods and the crips, the new gang color is a white t-shirt.:|



been there, did some work in Denver...stayed on the East side...can be scary at night.


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