bluerosie 0 #1 June 25, 2007 It seems like when the subject of women faking orgasms comes up, I hear men say, "I'd know. I've never had a woman fake one with me." So I wonder, are there any men out there who know or suspect that they've had a woman fake it at some time? Do you just say what the hell, and finish, or do you try for a do-over? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smayo76 0 #2 June 25, 2007 You assume we care. :X lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 June 25, 2007 I had this discussion with a girl once in a restaurant. Then at the end of the argument, the woman at the next tabled asked the waiter: "I'll have what she's having." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #4 June 25, 2007 Quote You assume we care. :X lol no i'm not assuming anything. get lucky much? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #5 June 25, 2007 Why was it an argument? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 June 25, 2007 Quote Why was it an argument? Looks like I need to dissect the frog.Hint: "When Harry Met Sally""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,399 #7 June 25, 2007 If you know she's faking it; then it's true.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 June 25, 2007 I thought *all* female orgasms were fake. You mean they're not?!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 June 25, 2007 Quote I thought *all* female orgasms were fake. You mean they're not?!!!Walt For you, perhaps they are."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #10 June 25, 2007 Quote It seems like when the subject of women faking orgasms comes up, I hear men say, "I'd know. I've never had a woman fake one with me." So I wonder, are there any men out there who know or suspect that they've had a woman fake it at some time? Do you just say what the hell, and finish, or do you try for a do-over? I thought that hooker a few months back might have been faking.... Nah... probably not. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 June 25, 2007 fact: woman don't fake it and all strippers really do love you Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 June 25, 2007 I've never had a woman fake it . . .Oops, does that mean I can't tell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #13 June 25, 2007 Quote It seems like when the subject of women faking orgasms comes up, I hear men say, "I'd know. I've never had a woman fake one with me." So I wonder, are there any men out there who know or suspect that they've had a woman fake it at some time? Do you just say what the hell, and finish, or do you try for a do-over? Women fake it? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 June 25, 2007 They fake orgasms, we fake sincerity... Yin & yang (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #15 June 25, 2007 Have they faked it and I've known? Yep. Have they faked it and I didn't know? Probably. Have they faked it and then later on I brought them a real one and it was obvious to BOTH of us that she had faked it earlier on? Yep. I got a kick out of that one. I, like I suspect most men, would prefer it to be genuine rather than faked, but I'm also not a mind reader. Every woman is wired a little differently and needs slightly different treatment. Let me know what you need: Faster, slower, harder, softer, lick this, put it there, move the Shetland pony over here, whatever. Help me help you... because if you don't then it's your loss because I GUARANTEE you I'll be getting mine! Elvisio "long winded" rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 June 25, 2007 Quote I, like I suspect most men, would prefer it to be genuine rather than faked, but I'm also not a mind reader. Every woman is wired a little differently and needs slightly different treatment. Let me know what you need: Faster, slower, harder, softer, lick this, put it there, move the Shetland pony over here, whatever. Help me help you... because if you don't then it's your loss because I GUARANTEE you I'll be getting mine! wait just a minute here... Are you suggesting actual real life communication? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 June 26, 2007 Well, I can think of times when all the communication in the world wasn't going to make it happen. Some guys have a hard time (pun intended) accepting the fact that it's just not going to happen, so there have been the odd occasions when it's been necessary to fake it just to satisfy him. Does that make sense?I think that might qualify as TMI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 June 26, 2007 never rerally noticed as long as a shoot my load and fall asleep who careshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #19 June 26, 2007 and yet somehow you manage to keep a wife.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #20 June 26, 2007 Quote and yet somehow you manage to keep a wife.... huge penis and i buy her skydives...she's a shallow biatch isn't she..nah i am only kidding..about her free skydiveshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 June 26, 2007 Quote wait just a minute here... Are you suggesting actual real life communication? How do you get her to talk back with a ball gag in her mouth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 June 26, 2007 Quote Quote wait just a minute here... Are you suggesting actual real life communication? How do you get her to talk back with a ball gag in her mouth? You just have to teach her sign language... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #23 June 26, 2007 Quote I thought *all* female orgasms were fake. You mean they're not?!!!Walt Not if it is done rightDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 June 26, 2007 Quote I thought *all* female orgasms were fake. You mean they're not?!! Of course they are...in your fantasy world. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 June 26, 2007 Quote Let me know what you need: Faster, slower, harder, softer, lick this, put it there, move the Shetland pony over here, whatever. Help me help you... because if you don't then it's your loss because I GUARANTEE you I'll be getting mine! Elvisio "long winded" rodriguez Um... Hey... How you doing? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
