1969912 0 #26 June 22, 2007 Bet I could have some fun with my laser pointer. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 June 22, 2007 Connect some tubing from your gas pipes to your windows and doora and turn it on. They'll back way off for a while untill they get the gas shut off. That'll give you time to wire some electricity to all doorknobs and entries. That'll buy some time until they shut off your power. Imagine their surprise when they see water running out your front door... Till they turn your water off. Then call them and say you left a big dump in your toilet and you can't flush it and need water. Call a radio talk show and let them know your demands. Come up with something neat, like you want new episodes of Moonlighting next season. Then say that your heart was broken by a woman yesterday. Make a statement like she was a total peacenik, and good at sex, but you caught her snooping in your lab and she died due to accidental exposure. Find ways to mention things like "Yoshiyuki Kouno" or "Woo Bum-Kon" to give them hints... Enjoy!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #28 June 22, 2007 Grab your guns and offer to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #29 June 22, 2007 You need carrots for that. Damn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #30 June 22, 2007 Quote Bet I could have some fun with my laser pointer. I think that one is a winner. Johnny, tell him what he's won... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 June 22, 2007 Open the windows, put your speakers in them, volume way up and Click This ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #32 June 22, 2007 Quote Quote Bet I could have some fun with my laser pointer. I think that one is a winner. Johnny, tell him what he's won... Well, bob He's won a BRAND NEW set of holes in his chest. THat would be a great Idea if we were all cartoons.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 June 22, 2007 THat would be a great Idea if we were all cartoons. Quote We're NOT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #34 June 22, 2007 They just gave the all clear but are still hanging around. Kind of a letdown. A couple lines oughta cure that "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #35 June 22, 2007 Quote We're NOT?! Youll never know how dissapointed I was when I was told about it.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #36 June 22, 2007 Tell them you have information and would like to go down to the station to make a statement. Spin a long yarn, and end it with the remark: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 June 22, 2007 He was fat...Orca fat! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 June 22, 2007 Quote Open the windows, put your speakers in them, volume way up and Click This ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #39 June 22, 2007 Quote Quote We're NOT?! Youll never know how dissapointed I was when I was told about it. How is that possible?Everyone looks like cartoons to me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #40 June 22, 2007 Surely not me????My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #41 June 22, 2007 Quote Surely not me???? Oh yeah - I was waiting for a Giant Hammer or an Anvil to come out of the sky and whack you on the noggin On Sunday afternoon after dublin. Then - POOF you were gone. I thought that you were just erased.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #42 June 22, 2007 Hide your dog, the dissapointment of not being able to riddle someone with bullets may leave them really lusting for a kill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #43 June 22, 2007 Flip ya...flip ya twice! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 June 23, 2007 Quote Flip ya...flip ya twice! Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? ... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #45 June 23, 2007 Quote Open the windows, put your speakers in them, volume way up and Click This If that don't get their attention maybe This Will Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
