Karmic Retribution for Nyah'ing someone who has to work today while I'm at the Drop Zone is...

[ntrprnr 0]

A NASTY opening slammer on my first jump of the day. I mean, nasty. 1.5 second opening, of that. I'll post video later.

Ow. I has a sore muscles.

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[Icon134 0]

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A NASTY opening slammer on my first jump of the day. I mean, nasty. 1.5 second opening, of that. I'll post video later.

Ow. I has a sore muscles.

Ouch... I've had me a case of insta-canopy before... it sucks...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Armour666 0]

ouch karma spanked you on that one.

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[ryoder 1,590]

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A NASTY opening slammer on my first jump of the day. I mean, nasty. 1.5 second opening, of that. I'll post video later.

Ow. I has a sore muscles.

And that is why I have Dacron lines on all my canopies.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[ffejdraga 0]

Yeah,
or the reason I jump a Xaos.....hmmm, HMA
soft like butter on the openings, and swoops like crazy!

jeff D-16906

[ntrprnr 0]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[peregrinerose 0]

Ooooh, you used the word 'first'.... I think you owe beer.

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[ntrprnr 0]

I used a lot of other words, too. :)

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[ryoder 1,590]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[ntrprnr 0]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

Then you had to walk back to the packing area uphill both ways, in eight feet of snow, right? :)

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[airtwardo 7]

No clothes on...that's why!~

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[porpoishead 8]

fucking A bro, looked brutal, sucked to be you right then

did anything break on the canopy???

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[airtwardo 7]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

Then you had to walk back to the packing area uphill both ways, in eight feet of snow, right? :)

Barefoot!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ntrprnr 0]

And our mothers and fathers would dance on our graves while singing Hallelujah.

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[brierebecca 0]

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Then you had to walk back to the packing area uphill both ways, in eight feet of snow, right? :)

That....was freakin hilarious.

Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[airtwardo 7]

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And our mothers and fathers would dance on our graves while singing Hallelujah.

GRAVES???...I WHSH we had graves...they would gut us and fly us as kites for a couple weeks!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[grue 1]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

Wake me up when you've snapped HMA lines and seen blue sky through your canopy

cavete terrae.

[ryoder 1,590]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

Wake me up when you've snapped HMA lines and seen blue sky through your canopy

That hard opening was caused by a Spectra "cheese-cutter" line slicing the slider in half, with the two halves connected only by the webbing along one edge.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[DFWAJG 4]

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A NASTY opening slammer on my first jump of the day. I mean, nasty. 1.5 second opening, of that. I'll post video later.

Ow. I has a sore muscles.

Can't help you out with some of my muscle work until august. sorry baby unless, you happen to be in cali sometime soon.

[azdiver 0]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

do lines make that much of a difference? thick or thin better?

light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak

[porpoishead 8]

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-758246946842293301

Ow.

Bah, wimp!
Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

do lines make that much of a difference? thick or thin better?

yeah bud, dacron(thicker lines) absorb more opening shock

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[ryoder 1,590]

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Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron.

do lines make that much of a difference? thick or thin better?

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

If you survived that spanky opening...you're ready for CRW!!! Welcome

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[Scoop 0]

LMAO - Brilliant video!

I like the way the way you express your dismay for quite some time!