ryoder 1,590 #101 June 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Here's your damn pie! No cherry? You want to die a lonely, lonely man, don't you? Haven't seen the pics of his redheaded friend, eh?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #102 June 18, 2007 Quote You two should Get A Room I was gonna say the same to you and the OP 'gipsi' Awful long bleeding heart post to some n00b that'll hang 'em up before Christmas! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #103 June 18, 2007 Quote Quote You two should Get A Room I was gonna say the same to you and the OP 'gipsi' Awful long bleeding heart post to some n00b that'll hang 'em up before Christmas! I detect jealousy I'll be happy to bleeding-heart-post you too if it'll make you feel better Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #104 June 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote You two should Get A Room I was gonna say the same to you and the OP 'gipsi' Awful long bleeding heart post to some n00b that'll hang 'em up before Christmas! I detect jealousy I'll be happy to bleeding-heart-post you too if it'll make you feel better Too Late...you could SAY it, but now I know, you'll never really mean it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #105 June 18, 2007 You Really Are special airtwardo, and I don't mean short-bus-special. I mean Real Special. Honest Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #106 June 18, 2007 Quote You Really Are special airtwardo, and I don't mean short-bus-special. I mean Real Special. Honest You know, that I know That YOU know I know...you don't REALLY mean to be mean, if ya know what I mean...I mean...DO YA?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #107 June 18, 2007 Oddly yes. I do Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #108 June 18, 2007 Oh Shit.....THAT'S scary! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #109 June 18, 2007 Hey??? How come your post doesn't show you edited it??? I was going to ask what sacry meant? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #110 June 18, 2007 Quote Hey??? How come your post doesn't show you edited it??? I was going to ask what sacry meant? Whatever do you mean?!?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #111 June 18, 2007 Quote You two should Get A Room "Getta Rhoom" ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #112 June 18, 2007 Welcome to the bonfire not the place for relationship advice, and most certantly not the place to poke your head if you are easly offended. Relax, beathe, smile, and get out the damn door!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #113 June 18, 2007 Quote her mouth was full. Must have been the other guy's turn, then I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #114 June 18, 2007 Just remember EVEN IF YOU GET AS GOOD AS US YOU'LL STILL SUCK You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #115 June 18, 2007 Quote Quote Holy shit the hits just keep on coming. See attached. haha..i have this t-shirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #116 June 18, 2007 Quote three or four days ago i posted my first thread on this silly web page. it was about my girlfriend breaking up with me because i refused to stop skydiving. Now, im basically a newbie, with less than 50 jumps, and i basically created a thread of truly experienced jumpers laughing at me. At first i was pissed off, but soon i realized that most of you really experienced cats have lived through a series of life altering sacrifices in order to jump. i get it now. all you big tough skydivers, with your D licenses, can break my balls all you want. i hate you all, and i thnk that you all are assholes. however, once i have 1000 jumps under my belt, i plan on breaking the balls of the newbies as well. its a tough and competitive sport. i get it. so, to all you old bastards hat think you're hot shit because you've survived 10+ 15+ 20+ years in this sport, just remember that in two years my little novice punk ass will be freeflying circles around you guys... (ok... seriously, dont tell the guys at crosskeys that i wrote this. i actually have to see them in persn. however, all you cats from around the country that ill probably never meet: break my balls all ya want. ill be abetter skydiver than you one day. I like this guy. And as far as being late to the thread, sorry I was at the DZ all weekend.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #117 June 18, 2007 Quote And as far as being late to the thread, sorry I was at the DZ all weekend. excuses, excuses.... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Lucky bastard Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #118 June 18, 2007 Quote three or four days ago i posted my first thread on this silly web page. it was about my girlfriend breaking up with me because i refused to stop skydiving. Now, im basically a newbie, with less than 50 jumps, and i basically created a thread of truly experienced jumpers laughing at me. At first i was pissed off, but soon i realized that most of you really experienced cats have lived through a series of life altering sacrifices in order to jump. i get it now. all you big tough skydivers, with your D licenses, can break my balls all you want. i hate you all, and i thnk that you all are assholes. however, once i have 1000 jumps under my belt, i plan on breaking the balls of the newbies as well. its a tough and competitive sport. i get it. so, to all you old bastards hat think you're hot shit because you've survived 10+ 15+ 20+ years in this sport, just remember that in two years my little novice punk ass will be freeflying circles around you guys... (ok... seriously, dont tell the guys at crosskeys that i wrote this. i actually have to see them in persn. however, all you cats from around the country that ill probably never meet: break my balls all ya want. ill be abetter skydiver than you one day. Does CrossKeys put out a news letter? Maybe we should submit this for a re-print... Quote just remember that in two years my little novice punk ass will be freeflying circles around you guys... I don't care. Quote three or four days ago i posted my first thread ... OBTW... BEER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #119 June 18, 2007 Quote so, to all you old bastards hat think you're hot shit because you've survived 10+ 15+ 20+ years in this sport, j Ha, you have no idea what it takes to survive 20+ years in this sport. Once you do that you'll have a lot more perspective and a much better sense of humor about a lot of things.I've lost more than one girlfriend to this sport. I'm glad I did because I finally found a jumper to marry. Find a woman you can share your life with, not a woman to change your life for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #120 June 18, 2007 Quote Quote her mouth was full. Must have been the other guy's turn, then I think he was busy with Keith and missed all the GF action.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hukturn 0 #121 June 18, 2007 Wow...did you guys read that he will be the bestest jumper in the world? What good will it be when he can't make a load because of the personality. But, I'd bet that his girlfriend could work her way onto a load. And, she doesn't even skydive!! Listen, Li'l Dog. We've seen alot of people come and go. Slow down, take a valium. I recommend that you buy alot of beer before showing back up at Cross Keys. I believe that Bill Legard is there. Go tell him who you are and how well you skydive. He can probably get you onto one of his skydives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #122 June 18, 2007 I have to ask, where are the flaming pages??? Buddy I think you hit stardumb, As my lil penguine buddy said, "This guy is so accedentally cool" SHALL WE NAME YOU "MUMBLES" Almost forgot: SHUT UP AND JUMP!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #123 June 18, 2007 Quote I took your post as tongue-in-cheek and thought it was funny. Most of the responses you're getting are an attempt at facetiousness (I believe - judging from how I perceive their characters based on knowing them from this forum). The rest you should just ignore and consider them bitter fucktards. Welcome to DZ.com. Hang around and have some fun. yup, that's good stuff ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #124 June 18, 2007 Quote I finally found a jumper to marry. Find a woman you can share your life with, not a woman to change your life for. 'nuff said. Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #125 June 18, 2007 Your views intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Would you like some fromunda cheese?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
