roomate stealin food!!!

[GaryRay 0]

so i got myself some pizza rolls so i have something to eat for dinner after i get home...i got home now at 1am after a long day at work. MOFO ate my damn pizza rolls and i already opened my beer, now i cant drive to the store on time and buy more dinner w/o my beer getting warm or flat. and i cant take it with me :/. why do they do that to me.

JewBag.
www.jewbag.wordpress.com

[1969912 0]

Best way to stop that is to have a wank into/onto the food he steals, then tell him after he eats it.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[GaryRay 0]

ill look into that, he's lucky he didnt steal my beer. he'd be outside right now.

JewBag.
www.jewbag.wordpress.com

[Krip 2]

Hi GR

Marines know how comunicate and get even

Semper FI

(not a marine)

[Icon134 0]

Is/was he asleep... I would have to suggest you wake his ass up and tell him to stop eating your food... if he's going to leave you nothing to eat...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[JENNR8R 0]

I thought that was part of the 'roommate' job description.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[SarahC07 0]

You should butter the floor heavily right in front of the fridge... and put a video camera out to catch him busting ass... and then post it on youtube...

And then give us the link!

[Dumpster 0]

Fix something nice and yummy and load it with laxatives. Old trick but very effective.

Easy Does It

[skymama 37]

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You should butter the floor heavily right in front of the fridge... and put a video camera out to catch him busting ass... and then post it on youtube...

haha, I saw that before and was thinking the same thing!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[simplyputsi 0]

it's real easy, you say ok, first someone owes me some pizza rolls, second if I buy food and you eat it I'm going to start eating your food, and if you don't have any well be careful when you do.

Really it should be as easy as hey guy(s) don't eat my food damnit!!!

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[Zipp0 1]

Kick his fucking ass. If he's bigger/stronger, sleep is the great equalizer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[towerrat 0]

I went through that once. It all stopped when I snatched his ass out of the bed at 6 a.m. His girlfriend didn't appreciate it but I think he got the message. Nothing of mine ever got touched again, funny that!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

[livendive 8]

I've always found that the easiest way to deal with unreliable, inconsiderate roommates is to move out or make them move out.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[turtlespeed 226]

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so i got myself some pizza rolls so i have something to eat for dinner after i get home...i got home now at 1am after a long day at work. MOFO ate my damn pizza rolls and i already opened my beer, now i cant drive to the store on time and buy more dinner w/o my beer getting warm or flat. and i cant take it with me :/. why do they do that to me.

Invoice him.

[B]GaryRay . . . . . . . Invoice . . . . . . . . Date: 19 June 07

Please provide funds for the following items:

1) Travel Time to store . . . . . 1 Hr(Min) @ 24/Hr . . ..24.00
2) Shopping Time . . . . . . . . .1 Hr(min) @ 32/Hr . . . 32.00
3) Delivery and Stocking Fees (Flat Rate) . . . . . . . . .20.00
4) Fuel Surcharge . . . . . . . . .(Flat Rate). . . . . . . . 25.00
5) Miscellaneous Fees and Insurance . . . . . . . . . . . .25.00
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Subtotal . . . . . . . . . . . . (Includes Taxes) . . . . . .$126.00

Please submit payment by the end of the buisness day.
Failure to submit payment will incurr fees of 10% per day until balance is payed.

Alternate payment methods may be negotiated at time of receipt of this invoice.

If payment is not received before the end of the month, all fees will be recovered
from the deposit fees as you move the fuck out on the 1st of the next month.

Pawnshops are also a viable alternative you theiving piece of shit!

Have a good day,

Gary Ray

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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ipacec

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[Icon134 0]

I like that... make sure to put it on some type of letter head...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Broke 0]

Buy a bottle of his favorite soda that you might just happen to like. Open it, and then dump in a couple of bottles of eye drops. He'll be useless for a while.

Stickie cereal in between his bed sheets is always a good one too.

Or you can try to be civil first and ask him kindly to stop, but then again I am assuming you already tried that

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[Rick 67]

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I went through that once. It all stopped when I snatched his ass out of the bed at 6 a.m. His girlfriend didn't appreciate it but I think he got the message. Nothing of mine ever got touched again, funny that!

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is that why your Grandpa moved out??

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[GaryRay 0]

right now im copying that invoice and looking for my video camera :). $126 will pay for quite a few jumps :). updates to come in the future.

JewBag.
www.jewbag.wordpress.com

[turtlespeed 226]

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right now im copying that invoice and looking for my video camera :). $126 will pay for quite a few jumps :). updates to come in the future.

I'm thinking that the prices for similar professional services would be about the same rate.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Richards 0]

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Fix something nice and yummy and load it with laxatives. Old trick but very effective.

Fuck. I was going to say that.

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[Skyrad 0]

Got the same problem but then to add insult to injury she throws the stuff up again!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[justinb138 0]

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Buy a bottle of his favorite soda that you might just happen to like. Open it, and then dump in a couple of bottles of eye drops. He'll be useless for a while.

Please do not do this. The eye drops can do some pretty bad stuff, I believe they're quite toxic when ingested.

In addition to that, I'm sure it would qualify as some type of serious criminal offense in most places.

[Dumpster 0]

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Buy a bottle of his favorite soda that you might just happen to like. Open it, and then dump in a couple of bottles of eye drops. He'll be useless for a while.

Not cool - Like feeding the guy poison -
Better - Sodium Citrate - In a bottle of 7-up or Sprite or whatever. No taste, and it's a great laxative. Available at your local pharmacy.

Easy Does It

[Krip 2]

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right now im copying that invoice and looking for my video camera :). $126 will pay for quite a few jumps :). updates to come in the future.

Tape invoice to front of fridge, door to bathroom and door to his room. Inventory fridge daily and video everything.

Judge Judy

Half her cases are roommates that had a failure to communicate. The one with the most documentation wins

There's still the marine way