nerd137 0 #51 June 12, 2007 Quote Quote If you're curious, give this book a read. You won't be able to put it down. However, this book focuses on maximum security prision...not a jail like poor little Paris is in. That sounds like an interesting book, but... "6 used & new available from $79.98" - yikes! And now that I clicked on it, I'm sure I'll get some interesting new recommendations from amazon.com. Oh...right. I forgot that the publisher closed its doors a while back. Doh! (I was a frequent customer. I enjoy books with dark topics.) Ha! I feel special 'cause I have copy. And I only paid $20 for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #52 June 12, 2007 QuoteQuoteSucks to be a honkey (with blue hair). In an Atlanta Jail?? You Damn Scraight!! atlanta jail sucks. apparently, you can't push a cop out of the way to smack some dude who is beating his girlfriend in this town. on top of smacking the prick the cop charged me with obstructing justice. How was i obstructing, i was giving justice. Needless to say, i had 40 hours community service. Delivering meals isn't that bad i guess. Only thing is the old people complained about not getting their desert.. Like they need it anywayshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #53 June 12, 2007 QuoteI'm sorry J... Its my day of obvious comebacks today (re. red shift in SC) OH MY GOD - - - THE COMMIES TOOK OVER Speakers Corner!!!!! RUNNNNNN!!!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #54 June 12, 2007 I thought it was a lot like being at the dropzone ... hours of tedious boredom in a noisy environment surrounded by a lot of people you'd never associate with in the real world, broken up by unexpected periods of sheer terror and panic.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #55 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote And if you have to know why, I threw a lamp across the bedroom. I threw it hard enough that it went THROUGH the door! Billy, the idea that a beaded curtain constitutes a "door", sort of faded away after the '70's. Beaded curtain my ass, I wouldn't live in a house with them. Granted, the doors were of the cheap hollow laminated wood types, but it still takes a good effort to throw a steel wire lamp with a heavy base through one."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #56 June 13, 2007 Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #57 June 13, 2007 Quote Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. I'll do you one better, cop a feel on a female cop... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #58 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. I'll do you one better, cop a feel on a female cop... Use the deaf card, that will get you out of jailhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #59 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. I'll do you one better, cop a feel on a female cop... Use the deaf card, that will get you out of jail BZZZZZZT nope, doesn't work... But it will get me in the Special Needs wing of the jail... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #60 June 13, 2007 Quote Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. Well, I don't have any desire to actually be in jail myself. Hmm, unless perhaps it is this type of jail. (probably NSFW) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #61 June 13, 2007 you've got to stop trading links with Remi.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #62 June 13, 2007 Quote you've got to stop trading links with Remi.... I know! I was so innocent before I met Remi... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #63 June 13, 2007 QuoteHmm, unless perhaps it is this type of jail. Note to self.. Add cage to Shopping list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #64 June 13, 2007 your always special to me billyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 June 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteHmm, unless perhaps it is this type of jail. Note to self.. Add cage to Shopping list. Will a collapsable version fit in the J-Mobile?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #66 June 13, 2007 Quote Will a collapsable version fit in the J-Mobile? The Van is being retro-fitted at the moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #67 June 14, 2007 Quote Quote Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. Well, I don't have any desire to actually be in jail myself. Hmm, unless perhaps it is this type of jail. (probably NSFW) COOL!!!! Then we can wee on ya and throw clumped kitty litter at ya. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #68 June 14, 2007 Quote Quote Well, I don't have any desire to actually be in jail myself. Hmm, unless perhaps it is this type of jail. (probably NSFW) COOL!!!! Then we can wee on ya and throw clumped kitty litter at ya. Hmm... Note to Self: Never let stitch put me in a cage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #69 June 14, 2007 Quote Hmm... Note to Self: Never let stitch put me in a cage. C'mon, you know that gets your motor running. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #70 June 14, 2007 Ok if anyone was wondering, sihotgun wasn't kidding...DO NOT fucking look at that site. Gaddamn I need some fucking clorox to burn that 5 seconds out of my eyes... Quote I should have listened to you. Wow, I need to watch "little house on the prairie" to get over that. Little House on the Prairie is NOT going to fix what you just saw. Now I'm imagining what Pa & Ma did when the kids were in the loft If that guy was related to me I'd put my foot up his a$$..um..nevermind. I've finally seen the 'unkickable ass'. Did anyone else get the ad on the bottom for names of Prisoners to write and make friends with? I didn't know how to 'snapshot' it but I'm seriously disturbed.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #71 June 15, 2007 QuoteAll this talk about Paris Hilton is making me wonder... What is it actually like to be in jail? (Hopefully I'll never get to find out for myself!) Everyone's kind of grumpy, nothing is comfortable, and there isn't anything good on tv.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #72 June 18, 2007 Hey Shotgun, looky what I found: http://www.undercoverpress.com/prison.html Scroll down to the bottom of the page. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #73 June 18, 2007 I did a 3 year stretch for B&E a few years back (that's breaking and entering for the uninitiated). Things started out tough, but after I shanked a few big fish and banged a couple dudes in the rear (and no - I'm not gay) things got much better. I was able to curry the favor of the guards and get their assistance in getting lots of smack into the joint to deal to my fellow inmates. Oh, and we got the daily shipments of lobster, and the stuff my wife smuggled in in her big overcoat. And then there was that time I ate 100 hard boiled eggs and won like 800 cigarettes. Then I ran off and put some red pepper on the ground to throw off the bloodhounds. After they caught me, we formed a prison football team and beat the guard's team for like the first time in history. Eventually, I escaped with the identity I had created for the warden to hide the money I had laundered for him He ended up killing himself. On second though, I may have cobbled together a bunch of false memories from various prison movies. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #74 June 18, 2007 Quote On second though, I may have cobbled together a bunch of false memories from various prison movies. You did! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #75 June 18, 2007 What about the women in the short shorts and see through white tee shirts?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
