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skydave238

Ever had to hide that you're a skydiver?

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I don't give a shit. If someone asks me what I am doing for the weekend, I tell them. Doesn't matter if it is going to the lake, or relaxing, working, or going jumping. If they ask, I talk about it as much as they care to, then let it go.

Like others, I'm past the point of trying to convince anyone. It is however, part of my life and what I do. If you don't like it, that's your problem, not mine.



I bet you are sexy aren't you?


You two should get a room. :|

Blues,
Dave
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(drink Mountain Dew)

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My stock answer when someone asks me "what's wrong with you"........... "I have really BIG balls and the rapid change in air pressure tends to ease the discomfort of having such big balls.... that's some weird genetic defect, huh?"

I'm a girl... :D:D:D Their mouths just fall open and they either laugh or walk away horrified. :D:), I mean really.... what a stupid question.... deserves a stupid answer, so I give'm one. :)

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

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and require oxygen.

It does.


Depends on your definition of "require". :D I've jumped from 18k with no oxygen, won't mention where though. :P But it was a fast plane...


Done that too... was it the King Air 200 T-tail with the long porch? :ph34r:
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I did the biggest mistake EVER of visiting a recreational/instructional flying club during the course of my duty and letting out I was a skydiver. I had so many stupid comments. It was like the whole of the whuffo guidebook thrown at me at once. I never realised how anti a bunch of pilots would be!

I don't hide it, but I rarely bring it up anymore with people as they just don't understand. Like if I had a blast one weekend and someone at work asks how my weekend was I just tell them "yeah was good thanks, done a few jumps.. you?". When I have actually explained what I got up too in the past, I have a tendancy of getting overexcited and I start recounting the story, almost reliving the moment and start talking at 100MPH without remembering to breathe and they look at me with a definite concern on their face thinking I'm a nutter.

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People around my office have always been pretty cool about my skydiving. (Although I shudder at the thought of describing my coworkers as 'pretty cool.') I'm actually surprised by often I'm asked "Do any jumping this weekend?" because the answer is always "Yes."

However, both my supervisor and manager have made comments completely independently of one another about how I need to make sure I fully document the projects I'm working on so that when (not if) I die skydiving, someone else will be able to quickly take over. :S

Uh, yeah, I'll do that...

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Some people at work will ask me about it every weekend. A common question I get is "Do any more ___ (Enter Number Here) -ways this weekend?" It's a pretty relaxed environment, even for a big bad defense contractor :P I don't go around advertising it, but if someone asks, I'll gladly talk about it. I've still got that new-to-skydiving excitement ;)

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However, both my supervisor and manager have made comments completely independently of one another about how I need to make sure I fully document the projects I'm working on so that when (not if) I die skydiving, someone else will be able to quickly take over. :S

Uh, yeah, I'll do that...



Wow, never heard THAT one before. Maybe they are asking if you jumped this weekend because they are surprised to see you alive ;)

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I don't give a shit. If someone asks me what I am doing for the weekend, I tell them. Doesn't matter if it is going to the lake, or relaxing, working, or going jumping. If they ask, I talk about it as much as they care to, then let it go.

Like others, I'm past the point of trying to convince anyone. It is however, part of my life and what I do. If you don't like it, that's your problem, not mine.



I bet you are sexy aren't you?


You two should get a room. :|

Blues,
Dave


There hasn't been built a room that can contain this sexyness.

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Ever had to hide that you're a skydiver?


Have been in positions where someone has asked or advised me to do so, but screw that, not selling out:
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
W. S. - Hamlet
You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Maybe they are asking if you jumped this weekend because they are surprised to see you alive



Back when I first started jumping and I was out at the DZ every weekend and completely obsessed, I had a manager try to tell me I couldn't jump one weekend because the following week was going to be really busy. (He wanted to make sure I would be able to work!) I just laughed at him! ANOTHER manager (same company) actually let me take an afternoon off to jump. She was cool! Plus I think she understood at that point in my life, skydiving was a HUGE stress reliever for me- it made me a better worker and much more pleasant to be around! :P

These days, I'm much more low key about it, and skydiving doesn't consume as much of my life as it once did anyway.

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if they don't like the fact that I jump then forget them!!! My current company supports my skydiving addiction and it's a good thing!!! It's just good like that! I wouldn't lie. Maybe I wouldn't mention it, but it ALWAYS comes up in conversations!

CReW Skies,
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I mention that i skydive to my kids, but not to the staff i work with. for no other reason that i dont talk to htem about my perosnal life period.
The only reason i talk to my kids about it, is as a teaching tool, for either sports, maths, thingyou can accomplish etc.. Most of the kids i deal with dont see it as anything spectacular, the stuff they do on BMX bikes and skates/boards is way more extreme than what I do:)But i also dont classify myself as a skydiver, it's just one of the many things i do to occupy my time.

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At my last place of work, I had a woman who would show up everywhere that I mentioned. The park, restaurants at lunch, bars. To avoid the stalking issue, I don't tell anyone where I am on the weekends.

In general, I have gotten tired of the 20 Perfect Questions. Especially, terminal velocity and vacuums.

People want to tell you that they took physics in college and I prove to them that they weren't listening. Never good.

It's like discussing sex with a virgin who just took a biology class.

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and require oxygen.

It does.


Depends on your definition of "require". :D I've jumped from 18k with no oxygen, won't mention where though. :P But it was a fast plane...


My understanding is that legally above 15,000 you are required to be provided with supplemental oxygen. However, you dont have to use it.

But rules are meant to be broken.
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I stopped talking about anything skydiving-related at work the day my whuffo boss "corrected" me in front of the entire firm to tell me that jump altitude could not POSSIBLY be 12,500', because that would equate to well over 17,000' above sea level and it would be too cold

obviously it isn't.
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and require oxygen.

It does.



The point is that he could not understand the AGL distinction. By his reasoning, no one in Colorado would ever be able to do anything but hop-n-pops. (We have that little "Mile High" thing going here.) HIS understanding was that "require" oxygen meant that you could not physically breathe; not whether you are supposed to have oxygen or how long you can sit in the plane before it becomes a problem that you don't have it or so forth.

That was the same day they started talking about whether to take out insurance on me.
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Ive always heard that the percentage /concentration of oxygen (around 21%) is there at higher altitudes; but the pressure (needed to help push oxygen into the lungs ) is the factor that will decrease your (tuc) time of usefull consciousness.................J...............
" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards

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I've just started, and don't talk to people except for close friends and immediate family about that I skydive. However my boss asked and I'm not going to lie and he was like cool that's interesting and left it at that which was cool.

My mother did tell everyone at a big family dinner that I skydive and then I got about 5 whuffo talks and it was pretty funny.

edit- And the best talk was: "You're getting certified to skydive?, What do you need a certification in being stupid for? You're already stupid."
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Hi Skydave!!,
What a trip! Well, I work in the Parachute bussiness so being a skydiver or talking about it is part of the deal. Not talking about it would be like a cook who won't eat his own cookin'. Anyway, hope your boss gets over it and blue skyz!!
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Legal requirement does not equal physiological requirement. ;)

Hence my statement that it depends on what you mean by "require"...



Exactly. I know my jump numbers don't make me an expert but I do know that asphyxiated frozen popsicle people are not dropping from the sky up at the dz (at least not on a regular basis).

I don't lie to anyone but I stopped initiating conversations about it after that.
TPM Sister #102

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