Andy_Copland 0 #1 June 11, 2007 I fucking hate those things. Why the bloody hell would you eat one? If im hungry i dont think "wow, could really do with a bagel right now, that bread thing with a hole in it." No. I think "wow, i really fancy a footlong or a burger or a sandwich", never a bagel. You dont get as much in them with that stupid pissing hole in the middle of it, which by the way makes more bloody mess when you eat it. And why do i feel slightly homosexual when eating one?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDMA 0 #2 June 11, 2007 Bagels are for jewish twats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 June 11, 2007 QuoteAnd why do i feel slightly homosexual when eating one? Because you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 June 11, 2007 And College students who scream poverty but can afford the snack with a hole in it.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 June 11, 2007 This is priceless! A Brit with a culinary comment! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 June 11, 2007 Dude you are scraping the bottom of the barrel of insults to throw that one at me, go back, eat a bagel and have a think 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 June 11, 2007 Actually on a funny side i thought "wow, how the fuck are us Brits the toothless gum bangers when all the food in America is injected with some form of super sugar"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #8 June 11, 2007 I eat um cuz chicks dig 'em.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #9 June 11, 2007 I guess they make 'em like shite over there in the UK. Here in NYC, I go out of my way to get one each morning before heading to work. There's nothing like a bagel from Ess-A-Bagel (and they don't have holes in them). Have one of those and then see if you feel the same way about bagels afterwards. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 June 11, 2007 The ones without the holes are called biales, and yes NY Bagels are the best! Now I'm dreaming of an onion bagel.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 June 11, 2007 Quote The ones without the holes are called biales, and yes NY Bagels are the best! Now I'm dreaming of an onion bagel.Chris Second only to Montreal Bagels... Even New Yorker Anthony Bourdain agrees! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #12 June 11, 2007 Quote The ones without the holes are called biales, and yes NY Bagels are the best! Now I'm dreaming of an onion bagel.Chris Oh yummy! I like them with everything and a little cream cheese...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 June 11, 2007 get back to your fish n chips or eels and jelly. cream cheese, ham and a garlic or onion bagel toasted..Now that is good...With the vegetable cream cheese of course.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 June 11, 2007 QuoteSecond only to Montreal Bagels... Never had one. Would you mail me one? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #15 June 11, 2007 Salt beef with mustard from brick lane 24 hr bagel shop is why bagels exist. Don't know why you fell slightly homo when eating one, how homosexual do you feel eating other foods?but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 June 11, 2007 QuoteSalt beef with mustard from brick lane 24 hr bagel shop is why bagels exist. Don't know why you fell slightly homo when eating one, how homosexual do you feel eating other foods? depends if he is eating bagels hanging from a guys dickhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #17 June 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteSalt beef with mustard from brick lane 24 hr bagel shop is why bagels exist. Don't know why you fell slightly homo when eating one, how homosexual do you feel eating other foods? depends if he is eating bagels hanging from a guys dick Like Funks?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 June 11, 2007 funks is a whuffohttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #19 June 11, 2007 Quote funks is a whuffo does that mean that CanuckinUSA hates him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 June 11, 2007 Quote funks is a whuffo Can't he be a homo whuffo...or would that mean he's a hetero....hmm.I guess my question is; is it an either/or condition? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 June 11, 2007 Quote Quote funks is a whuffo Can't he be a homo whuffo...or would that mean he's a hetero....hmm.I guess my question is; is it an either/or condition? Chris It is probably possible.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mayanosuke 0 #22 June 12, 2007 Quote get back to your fish n chips or eels and jelly. cream cheese, ham and a garlic or onion bagel toasted..Now that is good...With the vegetable cream cheese of course. What's eels and jelly? Eels and jellyfish? I don't know how do they go together... Although I am Japanese, I don't see the perfect combination here.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #23 June 12, 2007 had them for breaky alot when i was in the USofA toasted with cream cheese, or smoked salmonor both You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #24 June 12, 2007 Quote Actually on a funny side i thought "wow, how the fuck are us Brits the toothless gum bangers when all the food in America is injected with some form of super sugar" In a word?.... FLUORIDE!! It's been around for a few years. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #25 June 12, 2007 Quote Quote get back to your fish n chips or eels and jelly. cream cheese, ham and a garlic or onion bagel toasted..Now that is good...With the vegetable cream cheese of course. What's eels and jelly? Eels and jellyfish? I don't know how do they go together... Although I am Japanese, I don't see the perfect combination here.... Its actually worse then that. Its Jellied eels.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
