peanut4040 0 #101 June 8, 2007 He's always had a way with words! I'm really starting to wish I didn't have a demo the week of LP! A demo?? You've got a demo?? wELL, LETS GET SERIOUS,,, what ever you do,,, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE,,, Don't hit a skydiver and his wife with your canopy at the edge of the LZ, Dont kick over an empty phone box. Don't laugh with your friends after surviving a demo from hell. Quite frankly, IF you do,, I don't think many of us can handle the comedy here, cause i'm going to bust it loose. AND , I"m going to call Crouch my self, to proclaim my safety concerns of the sport. Yes, i'm gonna kiss his ass too. Wanna watch? yew aint Navy are you?Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #102 June 8, 2007 R.I.P. B-7881, D12401 SCR 2719 Dude, I just re-read you're poetry. You are going to meet up with bozo at lost pararie? Jeeseeee,,, I need to check my drunken calendar and see if i'm available to get drunk at that time. and btw, sharing a doobie is only sharing a bonfire at a drop zone. all other things are relevant.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #103 June 8, 2007 A demo?? You've got a demo?? wELL, LETS GET SERIOUS,,, what ever you do,,, Quote I'll try...Could use some pointers though! Don't hit anyone: check Don't boot Ma Bell: check Don't laugh if ya do: check got it.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #104 June 8, 2007 Don't hit anyone: check Don't boot Ma Bell: check Don't laugh if ya do: check got it.... Left off, Dont invite Billy from the south.... or the tree hugger from the midwest. And in case you need it, I've can give ya lucky with a skimpy bikiny holding a target, and she is trained to NOT move. But if you hit her with a canopy, she is going to be pissed off, and you are on your on. I"m married to that woman and i have to live with her.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #105 June 8, 2007 Quote Y'know.... it's interesting that after all this time those demo jumpers have had, to reply to this thread and explain their side, they haven't bothered. So, is that like "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" with blinders on? You have made the fatal assumption that those jumpers know about and post on dz.com. I hate to say it, but dz.com is not the end all be all of the skydiving world. And I can confirm - those jumpers not only do NOT know and use dz.com - they could most likely care less about dz.com. carry on.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #106 June 8, 2007 Quote Don't hit anyone: check Don't boot Ma Bell: check Don't laugh if ya do: check got it.... Left off, Dont invite Billy from the south.... Hey, at least I know when to say "No" to a demo with questionable conditions. How about you? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #107 June 8, 2007 Hey, at least I know when to say "No" to a demo with questionable conditions. How about you? I have said to Woodstock GA, My personal skills and abilities will never be that good. However, its gone off every year with not a problem for a very long time. Granted, I've seen skydivers with white faces, after they landed. and Next year it was time to recruit some new faces. This is the only one I"ve said no to.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
