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I am having a good evening

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I went for a haircut tonight, and they'd screwed up the appointment in their computer, so I was gonna have to wait. They gave me a Lang mandarin hefeweizen to drink while I perused the latest issue of Maxim. About 10 minutes later, a cute short blonde walked up and asked if I'd like a complimentary massage while I waited. I considered that for about 4 seconds, she showed me her boobs, and then I enjoyed a backrub. Then another gal came over and grabbed me and gave me a neck, shoulder, and scalp massage. She did the clipper part of the haircut, then washed my hair, then finished up the haircut, then washed my hair again, very slowly, to get all the clippings out. She trimmed up the beard, cleaned all the edges with a straight razor, and sent me on my way. All that cost $24. I went next door and bought a new printer, then went to another store for first jump certificate paper & found the same printer I'd just bought, but it was selling for $110 more than I'd paid. A quick stop at the grocery store for a nice steak & bottle of wine (and a bottle of newcastle for the road), and now I'm slowly working my way through paychecks, drinking wine, thinking about dinner, and surfing the web. And I won't be getting up to an alarm tomorrow.

Some days I really like being me. Today wasn't one of them, but tonight sure has been. B|

Edit to change thread title...the evening couldn't be *great* without a bit of other assistance. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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