BillyVance 34 #1 June 6, 2007 The last one ---> Never ever perform sex acts while cooking in the kitchen! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 June 6, 2007 Guys.. DO NOT Read the last one.In the first one.. Talk about Gotcha by the balls!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #3 June 6, 2007 Quote The last one ---> Never ever perform sex acts while cooking in the kitchen! Oh my... I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote The last one ---> Never ever perform sex acts while cooking in the kitchen! Oh my... I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... When you do, let me know so I can take my video camera along with you in the grocery store. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 June 6, 2007 Quote Guys.. DO NOT Read the last one.In the first one.. Talk about Gotcha by the balls!! Guess she wanted pancakes AND sausage! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 June 6, 2007 Serves him right for cooking.... that there's wimins wurk (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 June 6, 2007 Quote Serves him right for cooking.... that there's wimins wurk Guess you never tried to eat my wifes cooking! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 June 6, 2007 It isn't very good , is it? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 June 6, 2007 Quote I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... I think it would be fun to have my gal wear a pair that could be controlled by cellphone (with a password required that only I know). It'd have to be a very quiet vibrator though, in case I caught her in a meeting or similar setting. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #10 June 7, 2007 Why not put her phone on silent-vibrate mode, have her put it down her pants, and keep calling her until she picks up the phone. "I'm done now." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 June 7, 2007 "She had 2 black eyes and a broken cheek bone" Me thinks he slammed her in the face not hit her on the head You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 June 7, 2007 Quote "She had 2 black eyes and a broken cheek bone" Me thinks he slammed her in the face not hit her on the head I was wondering how the fuck you do that when she's got your cock in her mouth? Most likely injuries should be cracks on the skull behind the ears. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #13 June 7, 2007 Quote Quote The last one ---> Never ever perform sex acts while cooking in the kitchen! Oh my... I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... DITTO... let me know if you can find them, I've never seen such a thing!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 June 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote The last one ---> Never ever perform sex acts while cooking in the kitchen! Oh my... I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... DITTO... let me know if you can find them, I've never seen such a thing!!! I think Xandria has it. www.xandria.com It's adult only so be careful at work."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #15 June 7, 2007 Quote I kind of liked the second one... I want to get me some of those Passion Pants... Quote I'm so confusedSome ladies tell us guy's size doesn't matter 2.54cm = 1 inch so 6 cm is almost 2.5 inch's assuming their talking about dia, or circumferenc no wonder she fainted. OTOH if their reporting length, I guess size doesn't matter.some of those Passion Pants... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #16 June 7, 2007 Add this to the "You can't make this stuff up" file. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19088976?GT1=10056LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 June 7, 2007 Quote Add this to the "You can't make this stuff up" file. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19088976?GT1=10056 I beat you by a minute with my other thread. nyah! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #18 June 7, 2007 Quote I think it would be fun to have my gal wear a pair that could be controlled by cellphone (with a password required that only I know). It'd have to be a very quiet vibrator though, in case I caught her in a meeting or similar setting. They ahve them with a wireless remote control...they can be a lot of fun...or so they say Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #19 June 8, 2007 QuoteI think it would be fun to have my gal wear a pair that could be controlled by cellphone (with a password required that only I know). It'd have to be a very quiet vibrator though, in case I caught her in a meeting or similar setting. Dave- They do have vibrating eggs that are inserted, can stay in all day and activated by a cell phone. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
