sharimcm 0 #1 June 6, 2007 Woohoo! I was offered a position today starting with a publishing company that offers the BEST benefits with AWESOME pay. After talking with the CEO, VP, Controller, Distribution Manager and IT manager, the offer came across! I would be stupid to turn down the opportunity to work with this group. I am so fucking happy right now I could just go throw myself out of a plane!! YEAH!!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #2 June 6, 2007 Thats awesome! I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 June 6, 2007 Congrats!! Given recent posts, I figured it would be a new job as a sex toy tester... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 June 6, 2007 Nicely done! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 June 6, 2007 Quote Woohoo! I was offered a position today starting with a publishing company that offers the BEST benefits with AWESOME pay. After talking with the CEO, VP, Controller, Distribution Manager and IT manager, the offer came across! I would be stupid to turn down the opportunity to work with this group. I am so fucking happy right now I could just go throw myself out of a plane!! YEAH!!!! When do you start?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #6 June 6, 2007 Quote I am so fucking happy right now I could just go throw myself out of a plane!! YEAH!!!! hahaha! that's great! good job!!!http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #7 June 6, 2007 bullshit. I've got the best job in the world. Retired. Every day is Saturday. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 June 6, 2007 Quote OMG!! OMG!! I just landed the BEST job in the world! Wow!! You are going to be the official Beer taster and Quality Controll person at the world Largest Strip Club?? Cool!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote OMG!! OMG!! I just landed the BEST job in the world! Wow!! You are going to be the official Beer taster and Quality Controll person at the world Largest Strip Club?? Cool!!! I thought she was going to be working for us in the Toy Store.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLKSKY 0 #10 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote OMG!! OMG!! I just landed the BEST job in the world! Wow!! You are going to be the official Beer taster and Quality Controll person at the world Largest Strip Club?? Cool!!! No that is my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #11 June 6, 2007 Quote Given recent posts, I figured it would be a new job as a sex toy tester... Who said I was giving up my night job? I will be an Accounts Receivable Administrator starting on June 18th. They have to order a PC and set up my office for me, so it gives them time to do all that good junk. Wow... I'm so hyped. When I'm told, "If the CEO gets pissed and decides to close the office and wants to go to the lake, bowling or rollerskating, yea, you need to go with us. You'll still get paid for the day and he always buys all the beer and margaritas." Apparently, it happens often. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 June 6, 2007 Quote No that is my job Can I be your apprentice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote No that is my job Can I be your apprentice? I thought you were the administrator.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #14 June 6, 2007 Did you just say you would throw yourself out of plane? Are you nuts? Only a crazy person would do that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 June 6, 2007 Quote Did you just say you would throw yourself out of plane? Are you nuts? Only a crazy person would do that. OK... Well, maybe I won't throw myself out of a Caravan. I'd just jump out instead when the green light went on... If I decided to jump out of the Cessna, I'd have to look for a great spot, then jump out when we all yell, "CUT!" So what if I'm crazy, I at least have a job now!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 June 6, 2007 awesome! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 June 6, 2007 Your description of the job doesn't sound like a Playboy photographer to me! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #18 June 6, 2007 I actually meant that as a silly remark... I am still fairly new to skydiving and so many people still say that to me "you are nuts!". I guess I must be crazy because I do throw myself out of planes, and my favorite part is that first few seconds just after I throw myself out!! My biggest thrill was on AFF4 when I got to just dive out (throw myself out) instead of the check in/out routine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #19 June 6, 2007 Congratulations!!!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #20 June 6, 2007 Awesome! Congrats! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #21 June 6, 2007 That's fantastic!!!! Congratulations! AND you still have a few days to play before getting serious. Nicely done!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 June 6, 2007 Wouldn't the best job in the world be sex toy testerDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 June 6, 2007 Yay!! Having an awesome totally rocks. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #24 June 6, 2007 Quote Wouldn't the best job in the world be sex toy tester I wouldn't think so! What if there were a malfunction? Congratulations Shari! I hope you enjoy it! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 June 6, 2007 Fuuuuuuuuuuuck no! The best job in the world would be being Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's sex slave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
