Lawn care help..

[plowdirt 0]

Hey wheres Cocheese, Kitty the yard don't look that bad, cut it low rake it up, re seed. Keep the same bed, just weed it. you could do a patio stone area, the dog will go there, they don't like there feet wet and just have you ROOMIE clean up his dogs shiot.

Good luck, OH yea tell your roomie there is this thing we just invented it called a LEASH, and we are using them to walk our dogs, so they siot on the neighbors lawn

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[kturnau 0]

It looks to me like your lawn needs to be aerated and reseeded. Over time your soil becomes compacted and when you aerate it loosens it and allows for more air to get in. Your yard isn't very big so it should be a pretty easy job if you want to do it yourself. I just did mine two days ago using one of these http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/diy_main/pg_diy.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1249366556.1175168575@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccdhaddkiejfmjkcgelceffdfgidgjl.0&CNTTYPE=PROD_META&CNTKEY=misc/searchResults.jsp&MID=9876&N=2984+5521&pos=n18 All I did was throw down seed, run the weasel over the lawn pressing pretty hard to stir up the soil and sew the seeds, and then water often. You should see good results in no time!

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[micduran 0]

I just had my yard guy do this. I am getting some grass finally growing. Took a couple of weeks, but mainly because I was gone and didn't water right away.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[willard 0]

Two solutions I can think of...

1: A gallon of Roundup and five gallons of green paint.

2: Turn the yard into a rock garden. Much simpler to maintain plus no nasty pollution from lawn mowers.

[brierebecca 0]

I think you should invest in astroturf. No maintenance, green glass, and you could even have it painted with a specialized chaoskitty logo!


Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[gonzalesna 0]

remember, napalm sticks to people AND pets... not suggesting anything... just throwin' that out there for random knowledge

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[McBeth 0]

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Plant Clovers . . . And the Leprechauns will visit.

This is by far the best solution

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[tmaricle55 0]

Are we having lawn care day at your house?? I'll bring some wine!!

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[chaoskitty 0]

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Are we having lawn care day at your house?? I'll bring some wine!!

Excellent idea! But you know that wine gets warm too quickly.. vodka and lemonade is much more refreshing.
Bring some hot guys with you too. I look much better when they're doing all of the work.

[tmaricle55 0]

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Bring some hot guys with you too. I look much better when they're doing all of the work.

You know... I think I know a few guys who owe me!! Let me know when. I should be around for Shane's visit - just let me know what to bring.

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[chaoskitty 0]

Lawn project finished! I now have a flagstone patio. No grass for the dog to dig!

[chaoskitty 0]

A couple more..

Now I need to go furniture shopping. :)

[blueskyserenity 0]

I'm so proud of you Kitty! Damn, you truly are an all around super rocking girl aren't you????

I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

[PikzeeVikzen 0]

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Lawn project finished! I now have a flagstone patio. No grass for the dog to dig!

That looks great! I've been wanting to do something similar here. Was it expensive?

I'm the twist that turns your key....

[ACMESkydiver 0]

That looks great!!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[micduran 0]

That looks really great!!
I'll keep my eyes for patio furniture now.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[chaoskitty 0]

I found the flagstone on craigslist for $150, which knocked several hundred dollars off of the project.
I was able to borrow shovels, rakes, and a wheelbarrow from friends.

Sooo.. in a very HGTV show style budget list:
$150.00 -flagstone
$215.00 -60 bags of leveling sand
$140.00 -renting a tiller and a tamper
$ 27.00 -border stones
$ 80.00 -misc stuff

= $612.00 which is a lot less than the $1700 quote I got from a landscaper.

[simplyputsi 0]

dangit. I could have gotten you a tiller, but i don't know what a tamper is.
My guess is it stamps the sand down or something.

My bad if you posted that you needed one.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[chaoskitty 0]

I didn't post that I needed one.. I just was trying to keep it simple. Thanks though :)

Yes a tamper is a machine that vibrates and levels the sand. But as we found out it ONLY works on level surfaces. My yard has a slight slant to it so that was a waste of money.

[2fat2fly 0]

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was a waste of money.

I don't know. It was worth every penny you spent on it for the entertainment that I got out of watching Hottie get dragged down the hill

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[chaoskitty 0]

Ohh well that makes it all better!

[lauraliscious 0]

Looks awesome Kitty, you guys did great! So when are you inviting us all over to enjoy your new patio and your grill??

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

[Freefly710 0]

I know a hot young guy from Alabama who would LOVE to be your yard boy!!!

[chaoskitty 0]

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I know a hot young guy from Alabama who would LOVE to be your yard boy!!!

Well where were you Saturday.. hot young Alabama boy??

[Freefly710 0]

eh..slaving away on the packing carpets down at Skydive Alabama...do you remember that place? its been so long!!