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What are the contents of a "Sleeping at the DZ Survival Kit"

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I always take a blanket of some sort, my travel pillow, change of clothes, hygiene supplies (ie. toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, hairbrush) and condoms if I'm not staying at my home DZ (you never know what can happen). :o;)


"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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What, no handcuffs? :):P:D



The handcuffs go where I go. I keep them in the storage bins behind the passenger seat in my car. I only break 'em out for the "oh my gawd I so want to fuck your brains out" men I might meet (or know). :o:ph34r::ph34r:

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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The handcuffs go where I go. I keep them in the storage bins behind the passenger seat in my car. I only break 'em out for the "oh my gawd I so want to fuck your brains out" men I might meet (or know).



HAHAHAHA....
That visual is getting locked in the spank bank right now.... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

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well, if at Elsinore bunkhouse... some earplugs.... ... but that is only if a certain person is on the bottom bunk! hahahahaha



OH MY GAWD!!! You just made me spit water all over my monitor... :o:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Oh thats not all you'll spit up.. .. I'm not sure exactly where I am going with that.!



Me either, so we'll just leave it as is... :|:P

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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The handcuffs go where I go. I keep them in the storage bins behind the passenger seat in my car. I only break 'em out for the "oh my gawd I so want to fuck your brains out" men I might meet (or know).



HAHAHAHA....
That visual is getting locked in the spank bank right now.... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


BWAHAHAHA!!!:D:D:D:D:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Woollen underwear
Warm woollen sweater
Some clean t-shirts and underpants
Lip balm
1x mascara, lipgloss, eyeshadow (You really don't need more!)
Aloe Vera gel (for mosquito bites and sunburn)
Rig and stuff.
Food that's convenient at your DZ, at mine, there's a barbecue, so food that can be barbecued is always smart.
Cash for ice cream in the day and beer in the night.

That's all.

Depends on how long you're gonna stay.


:)

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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1. Advil and Aleve (2 Advil and 1 Aleve before bed to keep hangovers away)
2. One change of Clothes.
3. Long Sleeve Tee-Shirt.
4. One extra pair of Shoes.
5. Extra Pillow.
6. Extra Lighter (Also Serves and Bottle opener).
7. One chastity belt lock pick kit




And don't forget the snuggle blanket
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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1. Advil and Aleve (2 Advil and 1 Aleve before bed to keep hangovers away)
2. One change of Clothes.
3. Long Sleeve Tee-Shirt.
4. One extra pair of Shoes.
5. Extra Pillow.
6. Extra Lighter (Also Serves and Bottle opener).
7. One chastity belt lock pick kit




And don't forget the snuggle blanket



I'm more along the lines of a snuggle slut!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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1. Advil and Aleve (2 Advil and 1 Aleve before bed to keep hangovers away)
2. One change of Clothes.
3. Long Sleeve Tee-Shirt.
4. One extra pair of Shoes.
5. Extra Pillow.
6. Extra Lighter (Also Serves and Bottle opener).
7. One chastity belt lock pick kit



:D:D:D:D

Thank you for a morning laugh. :)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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