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What are the contents of a "Sleeping at the DZ Survival Kit"

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Bare minimum:

Clothes on your back
one change of underwear
one blanket/sleeping bag, etc.
two hot chicks
auto lube panties
handle of Jager

everything else is just fluff. :o:ph34r:

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Survival at the dropzone kit contents check. In them you will find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks and three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend at the dz with all that stuff B|

"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"

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You're mixing two kinds of painkillers without consulting your doctor?

You crazy man!

:o

Other than that, we should not forget the condoms. Just because we got safely to the ground doesn't mean that danger is over. Actually, most bad things happen on the ground.

:D

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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You're mixing two kinds of painkillers without consulting your doctor?

You crazy man!



Live on the edge!!:P:D:D
Sometime I might even chase it with a Beer!:o

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Other than that, we should not forget the condoms. Just because we got safely to the ground doesn't mean that danger is over. Actually, most bad things happen on the ground.



Someone pure and innocent as I would never need such things as I never go to the DZ without my own Chastity Belt Securely fashioned and Locked up.

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Someone pure and innocent as I would never need such things as I never go to the DZ without my own Chastity Belt Securely fashioned and Locked up.



I just wanted to quote that one for posterity, thanks....

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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