lippy 918 #1 January 5, 2003 Q: Did you hear about the amish skydiver? A: Me neitherI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #2 January 5, 2003 Wow that was bad.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #3 January 5, 2003 I know about the Mennonite jumpers, they're still trying to get black painted hub caps and bumpers on our plane so there Decon says they can ride in it 1st.No shit, I took a Mennonite girl up(observer/1st airplane ride and her 2nd time up, was her 1st jump=she owed a CASE of Birch Beer We get Amish & Mennonites Whuffo'ing on weekends-Grant from Lititz, Lacaster Co. PA _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #4 January 5, 2003 Q: have you seen stevie wonders wife? A: well, neither has hejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #5 January 5, 2003 Hey I'm make a "3-D" Porno! It's going to be Called: "Cumming At You!" (handi-wipes not included) _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 January 5, 2003 How about goggles?LOL"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 January 5, 2003 q. how dou you sell a deaf man a duck........ a. .. i can onlytell ya if i meet ya.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 January 5, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #9 January 5, 2003 Quote How about goggles?LOL Goggles=3-D/splashproof for the extra "GOGG"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #10 January 5, 2003 Quote q. how dou you sell a deaf man a duck........ a. .. i can onlytell ya if i meet ya.... Do me and everyone else a favor.......never tell that joke again. Especially after you've been drinking, you seem to forget that you've told it to us already and keep repeating it. LOL"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #11 January 5, 2003 LOL!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #12 January 5, 2003 This receives the Eugene Eisenstein bad joke of the month award -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 January 5, 2003 QuoteDo me and everyone else a favor.......never tell that joke again. Especially after you've been drinking, you seem to forget that you've told it to us already and keep repeating it it's not that i forget, it's just that i find someone that hasn't heard it....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flash 0 #14 January 6, 2003 WOW! That was really a joke... Gravity powered...Air cooled! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #15 January 6, 2003 Quote it's not that i forget, it's just that i find someone that hasn't heard it....... If thats the same joke you were telling in Texel, then I think its safe to say that everybody heard it the first time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharpfive 0 #16 January 6, 2003 QuoteI know about the Mennonite jumpers And do you ask the Amish women how many men-a-night they can handle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 January 6, 2003 skreamer, it is...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #18 January 6, 2003 What's a deaf guy want with a duck anyway?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #19 January 6, 2003 Quote Quote I know about the Mennonite jumpers And do you ask the Amish women how many men-a-night they can handle? JUst one:>>>>She's my wife now. We were on our 2nd date on her 1st ride in the Plane(observer) 2nd ride & 1st jump S/L we were engaged and pics in the City paper of her landing IN the Peas!(me on one knee). -Grant p.s. here's our pic of "Future faller"(& Father-in-law...he made the toy box) my little guy looks just like Clvin of "Calivin & Hobbs"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 January 6, 2003 ...Two cannibals are eating a clown, One says to the other... "This taste funny to you?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 January 6, 2003 Know how to sell a deaf man a duck? hehe (thanks Wingy, I've been telling this joke).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #22 January 6, 2003 Dave...please tell me your not REALLY telling that joke? "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 January 6, 2003 Really, I am, but to only select people who have a similar since of humor as Wingy and myself. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #24 January 6, 2003 Q: What do you call an angry German????? A: A Sauerkraut....... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,445 #25 January 6, 2003 ROFLMAOPIMP! Wingy, if I were you, I'd post a sound file of the joke, and then you NEVER HAVE TO TELL IT AGAIN!!! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
