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Deuce

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Hardly. I ain't protectin' nobody. I just saw an obvious opportunity for abuse and there just wasn't anyone being abused this morning.

Where's that darned Sunny this morning? Am I expected to do this all by myself? It's like a social obligation. Go new places, meet new people, offend them. Who better for the job?



WTF? You saying i abuse people? Hrm...well fuck you then!! ;)

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I say that stuff, but yes I am a perv. However, I know women appreciate honesty. Evil women appreciate evil guys more. ...and I've been bad, very bad...



I'm getting wet....:$:)

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I can't say that I've met many Dz.Commers, but I have met Peppermint, Ironmike, and a blondiegirl from Sweden who was not very computer literate.



Then you must have meet Jackie there too.

Wow, I guess I better do an update on the DZ.comers I have meet since my last post way back when. At the time I only listed the people that I knew that had already posted.

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RippedCord (Keith) Gee, sure hope he's real since I just sent him some money.

diverdriver (Chris) Sent me a whining PM when I didn't list him the first time. (hey buddy, you hadn't posted yet)

hmatousk (Heather) My Eloy climbing bud.

katiebear (Kate) Well I missed out on getting a New Year's kiss from her, but since I got to make some skydives with her, I guess that will have to do till I see her again.

Snowwhite (Beth) Everyone who is anyone knows her.

SkymonkeyOne (Chuck) Now he knows for sure that Lisa loves me more.

Rhino (Robert) Meet while out at WFFC, a fun guy to watch swoop the pond.

Remster (Remi) Will be meeting and drinking with this dude very soon.

RkyMtHigh (Kalyne) Heck, she even knows where I live, and I've had my hands all over her.

bbarnhouse (B.B.) One fun lady. Though we just don't seem to have enough time to do the "hang-out" thing when we do see eachother.

GRAYC24 (Gary) Fun guy to do jello shots with.

edited to add: I meet SkyDekker (Justin) at WFFC in 2003 and got to make some hot skydives with him;)

There, is that what you wanted? Is that enough kissing up?

DZ.comers I really want to meet:

Amazon (Jeanne)
hooked (Jan)
ACMESkydiver (Jaye)
turlespeed (Clint)

Now everyone stop posted that I've meet, cause having to update is a pain ;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I seem to recall meeting some hottie named justin...in fact i have a fabulous pic of us together, but it's on my home puter. For now i can post this pic. It's Dekker, Skyrose, Me, and that HH guy...

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See, like I said before, I don't excist, am not real, wasn't in Rantoul, did not meet people there and certainly did not jump with them. B|:S:(


B|B|:P:P:ph34r::ph34r:



Okay, I got it now. Sometimes you need to hit me up the side of the head with a 2x4. I'm sorry I left you off the list:( Just for that, I owe you a beer at WFFC.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Mary, how did you NOT meet Amazon at Eloy?



:S Got me! Maybe cause I was skydiving being a video whore for Deuce and Gimp?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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No, I think that it was because she came to Eloy the day after you left...or something like that.



Wow, that's a load off my mind. I sure wouldn't want to be know as a video whore:S
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Wow, I guess I better do an update on the DZ.comers I have meet



See, Deuce? Even Mar, knows I don't exist!

:P

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RkyMtHigh (Kalyne) Heck, she even knows where I live, and I've had my hands all over her.



*gulp* Whoooo, hoooo!
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Wow, I guess I better do an update on the DZ.comers I have meet



See, Deuce? Even Mar, knows I don't exist!

:P

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RkyMtHigh (Kalyne) Heck, she even knows where I live, and I've had my hands all over her.





*gulp* Whoooo, hoooo!



You had better wake up and read the whole post. You silly silly man, look here . How could I ever forget you?

As for Kalyne, I don't know about her, but I'm not the type to tell everything ;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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fuck. :( i am sooo busted.[:/]

okay, here goes. my real name is Bertha...and i am a semi-professional curling champion and i won 3rd place at the local mud-wrestling tournament...2 yrs in a row. [:/]

i am so ashamed. :$:( for those i have misled, please forgive me. :(



I'm devastated! Well at least I can hold on to the dream. :P

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Diablopilot (JP) Now there's a dude that can hang, and hang, and hang



You say the sweetest things......



Only the truth sweetie, only the truth.

Now am I off the hook?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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RippedCord (Keith) Gee, sure hope he's real since I just sent him some money.

diverdriver (Chris) Sent me a whining PM when I didn't list him the first time. (hey buddy, you hadn't posted yet)

hmatousk (Heather) My Eloy climbing bud.

katiebear (Kate) Well I missed out on getting a New Year's kiss from her, but since I got to make some skydives with her, I guess that will have to do till I see her again.

Snowwhite (Beth) Everyone who is anyone knows her.

SkymonkeyOne (Chuck) Now he knows for sure that Lisa loves me more.

Rhino (Robert) Meet while out at WFFC, a fun guy to watch swoop the pond.

Remster (Remi) Will be meeting and drinking with this dude very soon.

RkyMtHigh (Kalyne) Heck, she even knows where I live, and I've had my hands all over her.

bbarnhouse (B.B.) One fun lady. Though we just don't seem to have enough time to do the "hang-out" thing when we do see eachother.

GRAYC24 (Gary) Fun guy to do jello shots with.

edited to add: I meet SkyDekker (Justin) at WFFC in 2003 and got to make some hot skydives with him



Thats it...Mar...your fired....no mistress duties this year
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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Are you a real person?



Does being a surreal person count?

I've probably jumped with a dozen or so DZ-commers (including two greenies) and there are others who have occasionally talked on the phone to this alter ego of mine for several years.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Thats it...Mar...your fired....no mistress duties this year




I'm not going to say this again. You stupid boy! go and look here That is the first post I made to this thread.
I guess they don't teach you to read well in the military. What the hell are my tax dollars going to? Or are you playing stupid with me just to get a spanking?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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