0
Deuce

DZ.commers who really exist.

Recommended Posts

Oh, I get it now. It's all about who you know is it? I'm real, just ask SkymonkeyOne, Katiebear, Sangiro, Bbarnhouse, Skybytch, LouDiamond....(not saying they'd claim me). So, since I know some of the cool kids, does that make me cool too --- DOUBT IT --- but at least I proved I'm real.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I'm not a figment of your imagination....I'm a fignewton of my own imagination.. Nobody has any photographic or video proof of me that I acknowledge, therefore I don't exist.



Sweet so then if you dont exist then all the horrid video of me attempting HD in FL doesnt exist either....;) Wait...then were the hell did I stay while I was in Orlando???? Oh wait I dont exist either...all makes sense now :P
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Does being related to someone prove you're real? I'm related to JTVal ;)

haha I also met a bunch of people back in May at Perris who can vouch for me (unfortunately i missed ya by a day, Deuce).So, I'm pretty sure I'm real-then again, who knows....

*daizey*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

That would be me. Don't expect nice landings, cuz autopilots don't go for style points.



Find that sunshine chick...i hear she's great at teaching people how to land...:D

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I did meet pds once, so I'm pretty sure he is real (though it could have just been an alcohol-induced hallucination) :o. I am married to skeletor (who hardly ever posts on here), so I'll say that he is real too. I have also met viking and moodyskydiver (possible hallucinations as well) and clownburner (when I was disguised as Ron Jeremy :D). I know for a fact that quade does NOT exist, and am horribly amused at how many of you have been fooled so far. :P

Then there are quite a few other people on here that I know (some I know fairly well), but I do not want to publicly embarrass them by announcing that they know me. Oh, well I guess I could at least mention sbs and FeMike because I enjoy publicly embarrassing them. >:(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sigh. It is time.

My name is not Rebecca. Allow me to introduce myself.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I am looking for a man with six fingers on his right hand, and when I find him, I will say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Have you seen this man?



Clay is the only one who's posted to this thread to have actually met me and drank with me. It was fun. I have pictures, but they're way too big to post, and I don't know how to reduce the file size without effing up the whole thing.

I know lots of other DZ folk though. Really, I do.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

and the cute Jake



Beth....you tryin to whore me out again??



I don't have to try, you do that very well all by yourself, thank you. btw, from what I have read here, I guess I missed some great night sounds. Guess I'll have to sneak up on your tent next year, with a recorder......
skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

and the cute Jake



Beth....you tryin to whore me out again??



I don't have to try, you do that very well all by yourself, thank you. btw, from what I have read here, I guess I missed some great night sounds. Guess I'll have to sneak up on your tent next year, with a recorder......



NO NO NO no recorders by my tent...nor any video cameras.....just for your immediate pleasure...no evidence..
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0