stitch 0 #1 May 17, 2007 I had a roadside emergency today."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 May 17, 2007 A bag in a 5gal bucket used to be my camping toilet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 May 17, 2007 You're the spelling nazi today, I'll leave you to police yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 May 17, 2007 Quote You're the spelling nazi today, I'll leave you to police yourself. Did I miss something?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 May 17, 2007 Quote A bag in a 5gal bucket used to be my camping toilet. One of the fishing boats I used to work on had only a 5 gallon bucket with a bit of rope on the handle. Throw it over the side to put water in it, sit on it and shit (completely exposed to elements, and other crew while fishing), dump it over the side, rinse it a couple of times. I hired my best friend one year...he'd always refused to shit anywhere but home. He held everything in through our first 4 day trip, but only made it two days into our second trip. Once he'd had enough time to get started, I began throwing herring at him, bouncing them off his head. At the end of that trip, I left him in the wheelhouse while I went outside...a maverick wave came sideways across the deck & knocked me off the bucket. Sometimes karma sucks! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #6 May 18, 2007 When climbing a "big wall" like El Cap in Yosemite you are real happy if you're regular. Getting up in the morning and being able to go poop is a good thing. Kneel on your porta-ledge and aim for a paper lunch bag while holding a tin can to pee in. Morning ritual a couple thousand feet off the deck. If you don't go and ugly starts poking his head out a few hours later it can be a real drag and a great big hassle. Had a mover friend who had an emergency on the road and jumped into the back of his trailer to go on a moving pad. He threw it out and had a good laugh when he looked into his rear view mirror and saw a car pulling over to pick it up. jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #7 May 18, 2007 MRE bag count?- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 May 18, 2007 OMG lol "ROCK!" ThudDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 May 18, 2007 Yes, when I got dysentery once & had to give a stool sample to the doctor.wait, now I'm wondering why this is a topic of conversation. oh well. I guess I'll just hit the Post Reply button anyway. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #10 May 18, 2007 I had forgotten to bring one of those NPS provided disposal bags with me once while hiking shasta. I did have some plastic grocery bags. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #11 May 18, 2007 aw shit..... well i wish i would have had a bag when i was 5 yro.... but no i had to shit my pants on a school feild trip to the shrine circus..... damit i was known as runny butt after that..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 May 18, 2007 Quote aw shit..... well i wish i would have had a bag when i was 5 yro.... but no i had to shit my pants on a school feild trip to the shrine circus..... damit i was known as runny butt after that..... If thats how your known maybe you should change you name here!!........ How you doing runny butt? And no I have never crapped in a bag..Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #13 May 18, 2007 aw shit i typed that out loud didnt i......HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 May 18, 2007 Quote aw shit i typed that out loud didnt i...... Yes, yes you did, runny butt...Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 May 18, 2007 People will routinely take a small square of cloth from their pocket, clear their nasal passages into it, then open the cloth and examine the contents for a moment. Then, they neatly fold the cloth and place it in their pocket. At least with pooping into a bag, you probably don't plan to stroll around with it all day. Probably. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #16 May 18, 2007 On extended stays inside a cave you make a "burrito". Spread a small sheet of foil on the ground, poop on it, roll it up, stuff it inside a ziplock bag, put that inside another ziplock bag, and put it all in the bottom of your cave pack to carry out with you. Just don't get your lunch mixed up with your "burrito"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Istvan 0 #17 May 18, 2007 Quote Quote You're the spelling nazi today, I'll leave you to police yourself. Did I miss something?? Yes: the word is 'feces', not 'fices'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #18 May 18, 2007 OH NO! Tell me I didn't miss one of lifes big experiences! Why in the world would anyone use a plastic bag, or a sheet of foil, or for Gods sake carry it around with them? Animals do it outside, in trees, in water, and in caves every single day and it is EVERYWHERE! It dries up and goes away, or disintigrates or flattens out, while fertilizing the earth. Why should ours be any different?skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 May 18, 2007 Quote OMG lol "ROCK!" Thud squish-splat Fixed that for ya.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 May 18, 2007 Quote Quote OMG lol "ROCK!" Thud squish-splat Fixed that for ya.... It depends on the poopDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 May 18, 2007 Good point....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #22 May 18, 2007 Quote OH NO! Tell me I didn't miss one of lifes big experiences! Why in the world would anyone use a plastic bag, or a sheet of foil, or for Gods sake carry it around with them? Animals do it outside, in trees, in water, and in caves every single day and it is EVERYWHERE! It dries up and goes away, or disintigrates or flattens out, while fertilizing the earth. Why should ours be any different? Places I go in caves have seen only microbial life for thousands of years. Just good conservation practice not to mess up a beautiful room of 'tites 'n 'mites with a pile of poop. Most animal feces carries no bacteria that can harm us. There are a few exceptions though. On the other hand human feces is loaded with really nasty bacteria and stuff that can make you really sick if it contaminates your drinking water. Now if we can just get my neighbor to clean up after his dog. (I had to clean HIS dogs poop off the sidewalk the other day!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #23 May 18, 2007 Was it a clear bag so you could see your masterpiece? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 May 18, 2007 QuoteAnimals do it outside, in trees, in water, and in caves every single day and it is EVERYWHERE! How about fish? When fish swim in schools, the ones in the back have got to be floating in it. The fish-pee fiesta on the back row. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 May 18, 2007 QuoteOH NO! Tell me I didn't miss one of lifes big experiences! Why in the world would anyone use a plastic bag, or a sheet of foil, or for Gods sake carry it around with them? Animals do it outside, in trees, in water, and in caves every single day and it is EVERYWHERE! It dries up and goes away, or disintigrates or flattens out, while fertilizing the earth. Why should ours be any different? A - Animals don't generally use toilet paper & throw that on the ground B - Animals are a bit more free-roaming, humans generally stick to beaten paths...in huge numbers. If camping remotely, that's one thing, but if camping in the same 500 square feet that 300 other people will this year or driving down the freeway that millions of others will, that's different. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
