shortyj 0 #1 May 17, 2007 My son brought this paper home from school called mystery mom and the last question was what is one thing your mom has taught you? my son put how to put a movie inPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 May 17, 2007 No I doubt that you're a bad mom... have you ever watched that show kids say the darnest things... well I would imagine this is one of those "things" he was probably struggling to thing of something you "taught" him how to do because most of the stuff we teach kids is done quite indirectly.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #3 May 17, 2007 make sure he won't tell everybody it was a porn one hehehe well... kids.. you know, we can never predict what they will do or say! at least you taught him something that he likes and keeps him entertained, right?! http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #4 May 17, 2007 If it makes you feel any better my kid would say how to roll a blunt. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #5 May 17, 2007 he would learn that one at grandma's house Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #6 May 17, 2007 That's OK. When my son showed up at first grade he showed everybody armpit farts. "Dad taught me!" Not surprising that the kids of single moms didn't know how to do 'em... 'At's my boy! Spreading the love of laughter. jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #7 May 17, 2007 I taught my 4 year-old to pull down on the left to go left, pull down on the right to go right, and both to stop. My wife said that I was going to be the one that gets to have "the talk" with her when she turns 16 and wants to jump.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #8 May 18, 2007 Start 'em young I just seen this 9 yr. old surfing he was amazing. Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 May 18, 2007 Yes you are a bad bad mom, and you should be spanked accordingly!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 May 18, 2007 Quote My son brought this paper home from school called mystery mom and the last question was what is one thing your mom has taught you? my son put how to put a movie in I few years ago my friends son took her Bong (it wasn't clean) to school for "Show and Tell".......Mommy was less than impressed, when social services brought her son homeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #11 May 18, 2007 Quote how to put a movie in That's an important skill-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TylerDurden 0 #12 May 18, 2007 We are a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman in our life is what we really need. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #13 May 18, 2007 that's really bad when social services brings your kid home Why do they call it social services she could have played with them and been like ''oh do you guys want some too? Nah they would have taken the kid right back out the door. Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites