sharimcm 0 #1 May 17, 2007 My wonderful co-worker has enlightened my life of what a corona really is... It's not just a beer anymore... The little ridge that runs all the way around the bottom of the head of the penis is called the corona, and just below the spot on the underside of the penis where the corona makes a little V shape is the frenum (sometimes called the frenulum). Another friend of mine just said it gives a new meaning to, "do you want to suck on my corona?" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 May 17, 2007 LOL... not to mention putting lime in the corona.. That'd hurt!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 May 17, 2007 I shall never look at a Corona bottle the same again. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #4 May 17, 2007 Thanks you Shari for taking up the task of educating the masses.... we should call you Professor Shari Here's more info....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #5 May 17, 2007 Quote Thanks you Shari for taking up the task of educating the masses.... we should call you Professor Shari Here's more info....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis I just thought I would share my knowledge... I was unaware when sucking on a corona that I would be... Well, nevermind... My life will never be the same, and I will sleep soundly tonight with my new found education from a 55-year old woman. edited to add a diagram... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #6 May 17, 2007 Remember "My Corona" by The Knack? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #7 May 17, 2007 Quote Quote Thanks you Shari for taking up the task of educating the masses.... we should call you Professor Shari Here's more info....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis I just thought I would share my knowledge... I was unaware when sucking on a corona that I would be... Well, nevermind... My life will never be the same, and I will sleep soundly tonight with my new found education from a 55-year old woman. And the rest of us will just bask in your glow... You got knowledge and passed it along, thats a good thing. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 May 17, 2007 edited to add a diagram... Gawwwd...thanks for that. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 May 17, 2007 Actually I knew that one...I'm still trying to get a handle on the 'Chocolate Starfish' butt hole thing, from a thread earlier today though. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 May 17, 2007 Quote Actually I knew that one...I'm still trying to get a handle on the 'Chocolate Starfish' butt hole thing, from a thread earlier today though. Where? Where? I missed that one. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 May 17, 2007 Quote Remember "My Corona" by The Knack? or "9 Coronas" by Wierd Al.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #12 May 17, 2007 Quote Quote Remember "My Corona" by The Knack? or "9 Coronas" by Wierd Al.... Sorry, but that made me think of Clerks... Dante - "Something like 37?...My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks..." Shopper - "In a row?" 9 or 37... Still a Corona... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 May 17, 2007 Of course I know my parts. How do you think I consistently affect such expert double entendre? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #14 May 17, 2007 Where do you put the lime?.........................J........" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 May 17, 2007 Quote Quote Remember "My Corona" by The Knack? or "9 Coronas" by Wierd Al.... OMG...I haven't thought of that in years. But I didn't know it was Weird Al. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSsVjJyZsVE My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 May 17, 2007 My parts?? I have parts?? WOOHOO!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #17 May 17, 2007 Quote My parts?? I have parts?? WOOHOO!!!! she was talking to the men, "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #18 May 17, 2007 QuoteRemember "My Corona" by The Knack? Sorry but that's "My Sharona" .I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #19 May 17, 2007 Quote Quote Remember "My Corona" by The Knack? Sorry but that's "My Sharona" . If you drink enough Corona, it can be anything you want it to be... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 May 17, 2007 Yes, I do. We have a very close relationship and are constantly trying to make each other happy. I love my parts. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mightydog 0 #21 May 17, 2007 Please post pics once you get that handle installed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 May 17, 2007 Quote Please post pics once you get that handle installed. Now that will be interesting. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #23 May 17, 2007 "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 May 17, 2007 Quote Quote My parts?? I have parts?? WOOHOO!!!! she was talking to the men, Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #25 May 17, 2007 haha, i was wondering what your reply to that was going to be! hey i dont hate you, but if a hot girl walks in the room you can be sure im dropping my pint on your lap to get rid of the competition! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites