SpeedRacer 1 #1 May 16, 2007 A while back my sister-in-law called me a "ween-baggie." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 May 16, 2007 Quote A while back my sister-in-law called me a "ween-baggie." I like my sig line...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #3 May 16, 2007 The last time my friend's girlfriend called him a "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" I couldn't stop laughing, but I'm a geek. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 May 16, 2007 Quote The last time my friend's girlfriend called him a "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" I couldn't stop laughing, but I'm a geek. WTF is a nerf-herder??? Edit to add: obviously, one who herds nerfs... but are we talking squishy footballs here or what?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #5 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote The last time my friend's girlfriend called him a "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" I couldn't stop laughing, but I'm a geek. WTF is a nerf-herder??? Edit to add: obviously, one who herds nerfs... but are we talking squishy footballs here or what? It's a line from The Empire Strikes Back. The appropriate response is "Who's scruffy-looking?" A nerf herder is, of course, one who herds nerfs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamMasterJay 0 #6 May 16, 2007 My ex-gf would give me compliments all the time(before we broke up). She would use one again and again. She would say "it might be short...but at least it's skinny!". Come to find out it's not a compliment.Truth is the distilled meaning of facts, for any truth refuted by a fact becomes a fallacy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #7 May 16, 2007 Butt Cheetoh! and Whackadoo! (I mean it in the nicest way, of course) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 May 16, 2007 I could think of a few.... fat bastard asstrumpet stupid fucker oh wait, the latter one would get me banned... never mind... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #9 May 16, 2007 Quote I could think of a few.... fat bastard asstrumpet stupid fucker oh wait, the latter one would get me banned... never mind... Just replace the last one with sheepfucker..see...I saved your ass..you owe me now _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote I could think of a few.... fat bastard asstrumpet stupid fucker oh wait, the latter one would get me banned... never mind... Just replace the last one with sheepfucker..see...I saved your ass..you owe me now I'll be sure to call Clay that next time! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #11 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote I could think of a few.... fat bastard asstrumpet stupid fucker oh wait, the latter one would get me banned... never mind... Just replace the last one with sheepfucker..see...I shaved your ass..you owe me now do you charge extra for that or does that come with a regular haircut? I'm only asking because I plan on wearing a kilt soon...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 May 16, 2007 You shaved his ass...not me _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #13 May 16, 2007 if loving sheep is wrong, i don't wanna be right! er.. i mean i always liked the insult, "Asshat".. if you take it as an insult, that is. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #14 May 16, 2007 Quoteif loving sheep is wrong, i don't wanna be right! er.. i mean i always liked the insult, "Asshat".. if you take it as an insult, that is. There's a poster on here that uses the "asshat" term a lot! in reference to himself and others...hmmm..I'm new to that one. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 May 16, 2007 Quote You shamed his ass...not me I didn't insult his ass...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote There's a poster on here that uses the "asshat" term a lot! in reference to himself and others...hmmm..I'm new to that one. So if someone yells "HEY ASSHAT!" What do you say in response???? "What" is already taken. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #17 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote There's a poster on here that uses the "asshat" term a lot! in reference to himself and others...hmmm..I'm new to that one. So if someone yells "HEY ASSHAT!" What do you say in response???? "What" is already taken. does asshat and shitheat go together???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 May 16, 2007 Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote There's a poster on here that uses the "asshat" term a lot! in reference to himself and others...hmmm..I'm new to that one. So if someone yells "HEY ASSHAT!" What do you say in response???? "What" is already taken. does asshat and shitheat go together??? I dunno... shit cools off pretty quickly once expelled... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote There's a poster on here that uses the "asshat" term a lot! in reference to himself and others...hmmm..I'm new to that one. So if someone yells "HEY ASSHAT!" What do you say in response???? "What" is already taken. does asshat and shitheat go together??? I dunno... shit cools off pretty quickly once expelled... DOH!!! typo... Asshat and shithead...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 May 16, 2007 Quote WTF is a nerf-herder??? Nope, Nerf Herder is a band. Haven't you ever heard 'Love Sandwich"?http://www.google.com/musica?aid=C6Ml7vjg2IG&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote WTF is a nerf-herder??? Nope, Nerf Herder is a band. Haven't you ever heard 'Love Sandwich"?http://www.google.com/musica?aid=C6Ml7vjg2IG&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #23 May 16, 2007 Nope, Nerf Herder is a band. Haven't you ever heard 'Love Sandwich"?http://www.google.com/musica?aid=C6Ml7vjg2IG&sa=X&oi=music&ct=resultI love that song! I especially like the fact that the "love sandwich" is two guys and a girl! (and Steve will run the video...) funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote WTF is a nerf-herder??? Nope, Nerf Herder is a band. Haven't you ever heard 'Love Sandwich"?http://www.google.com/musica?aid=C6Ml7vjg2IG&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result Touché, Twardo... TouchéSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #25 May 16, 2007 I love the dialogue in Football Factory See what I mean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWdkf2LCG6Q Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
