LisaH 0 #1 April 15, 2007 Just got this email from a friend in Idaho. Rules to enter Idaho: * Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot. * Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road". I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. * They are horses, cattle & sheep. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-84 goes east and west, I-95 goes north and south. Pick one. * So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar air-conditioned tractors that we drive 3 weeks a year. * So every person in every pickup waves. It's being friendly. Try to understand the concept. * If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. * Yeah, we eat walleye & rainbow trout. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. * We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age. * No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey. * When we set out the spread on a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and A-1. * You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. * You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute and know how to shoot & drive a truck. * Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. * Colleges? Try Boise State University, University of Idaho or Idaho State University. Students and graduates come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays. * We have more folks per capita in the Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state. Don't mess with us!!!!!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #2 April 15, 2007 Hmmm...Saw this earlier in the week. The only difference was that "Texas" and Texas landmarks/schools/roads were in place of the ID stuff...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 April 15, 2007 Quote Hmmm...Saw this earlier in the week. The only difference was that "Texas" and Texas landmarks/schools/roads were in place of the ID stuff... Reminded me of Texas. Still good stuff. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 April 15, 2007 It sounds like my kinda state. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 April 15, 2007 Quote It sounds like my kinda state. I feel your pain. Being born and raised in Los Angeles. But I also feel the pain of pick up trucks. No more trucks for me. Let's dash off to Ireland or something. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 April 15, 2007 I feel your pain. Being born and raised in Los Angeles. But I also feel the pain of pick up trucks. No more trucks for me. Let's dash off to Ireland or something. That's where my ancestors are from, and I've never visited there. But don't they have hay wagons pulled by cows for transportation? Wouldn't pickups be preferable?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 April 15, 2007 Quote I feel your pain. Being born and raised in Los Angeles. But I also feel the pain of pick up trucks. No more trucks for me. Let's dash off to Ireland or something. That's where my ancestors are from, and I've never visited there. But don't they have hay wagons pulled by cows for transportation? Wouldn't pickups be preferable? I'm Irish/Welsh. Never visited there either. Babe ...a cow and a hay wagon would be bliss for me Let's go!!!!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 April 15, 2007 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=243434#243434---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckerhead 0 #9 April 15, 2007 * You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be that killer green shit from Oregon!Idaho is just a suburb of Oregon and Washington. Not quite cool enough to be Montana. Not enough powder to be Utah or Wyoming. No gambling or brothels so it aint no Nevada. Just a bastard step child of the neighbors. Lets not mention the tunnel into Canada....... Big wink, oh yeah! Big wink! PS it's a weird shape....Whats up with that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #10 April 15, 2007 Idaho has three things of note, two of which are good. The Perrine Bridge White supremacists and potatoes.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #11 April 15, 2007 Quote http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=243434#243434 Thanks for pointing that out. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #12 April 15, 2007 This could work for Illinois too except we have some little town on the other side of the state called Chicago or something like that, really screws up our whole image Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #13 April 15, 2007 Quote * You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be that killer green shit from Oregon!Lets not mention the tunnel into Canada....... Big wink, oh yeah! Big wink! If you got the tunnel from Canada what do you need that second class Oregon shit for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 April 15, 2007 QuoteIdaho has three things of note, two of which are good. The Perrine Bridge White supremacists and potatoes. what do you have against potatoes? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollyhjb 0 #15 April 15, 2007 Quote PS it's a weird shape....Whats up with that? Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! When they were setting the state line for Idaho, they were supposed to follow the continetal divide (to the east of Idaho) but they ran across the Bitterroot river and realized they were not on the divide, by the direction the river flows. Instead of going back, they just drew a line to the Canadian border and called it good."I reject your reality and substitute my own" ~Adam Savage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #16 April 15, 2007 Quote This could work for Illinois too except we have some little town on the other side of the state called Chicago or something like that, really screws up our whole image It's funny how Illinoisians south of I-80 actually think their opinions are relevant...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #17 April 15, 2007 QuoteIdaho has three things of note, two of which are good. The Perrine Bridge White supremacists and potatoes. We kicked out the Nazis...they were quickly replaced by Californians. Don't forget - we have Demi Moore and They Kerry-Heinz Compound here too...their mansions suck half the state's energy resources.- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #18 April 15, 2007 Quote Quote This could work for Illinois too except we have some little town on the other side of the state called Chicago or something like that, really screws up our whole image It's funny how Illinoisians south of I-80 actually think their opinions are relevant... At least we're all still welcome to go to Chicago and vote whenever we want Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #19 April 15, 2007 Also funny how Idaho AND Texas has "the most [blah blah blah] in the forces than any other state"...So which is it?...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #20 April 15, 2007 Idaho is awsome.........mountains, rivers and great people for the most part. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 April 15, 2007 Quote Idaho is awsome.........mountains, rivers and great people for the most part. My friend lives in Nampa. Seems like a nice place. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #22 April 15, 2007 QuoteAlso funny how Idaho AND Texas has "the most [blah blah blah] in the forces than any other state"...So which is it? Idaho claims the most per capita while Texas claims the most. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #23 April 15, 2007 Doesn't texas claim the most EVERYTHING?Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #24 April 16, 2007 Quote Doesn't texas claim the most EVERYTHING? I know some Alaskans who want to split the state in two just to make Texas the third biggest state. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 April 16, 2007 Quote PS it's a weird shape....Whats up with that? And whose great idea was it to run the timezone line east-west through the state instead of north-south? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
