PikzeeVikzen 0 #1 May 16, 2007 In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 May 16, 2007 Now THERE'S logic at it's best! WoooooHooooo!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 May 16, 2007 QuoteIn a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. what does this have to do with food???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swOOOPS 0 #4 May 16, 2007 exactly the point i have been trying to...to...to... Oh I can't remember Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 May 16, 2007 please cite sources and studiesI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #6 May 16, 2007 It was forwarded to me as a joke. Sorry, no sources. I'm sure there is some truth to it though. *puts down glass of water* I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
