ImGunnaJump 0 #26 May 11, 2007 Quote Or better yet, you got a riding mower? Drive THAT... Very George Jones!!"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #27 May 11, 2007 I'm drinking...what the fuck is the problem? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #28 May 11, 2007 damn you billy I was going to say the lawnmower thing. a dixie chopper, or a walker even. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #29 May 11, 2007 Quote See, I knew it all work out you bif whiner. it always does.. just glad i didnt have to walk. probably walked 5 miles todayhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #30 May 11, 2007 He has Sooties, he can't drive a lawn mower. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #31 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote See, I knew it all work out you bif whiner. it always does.. just glad i didnt have to walk. probably walked 5 miles today No fucking way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #32 May 11, 2007 fuk in that case drink some colt 45edited to add: 40ounce malt liquor if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 May 11, 2007 Quote Only one mile?? Oh, for cryin' out loud, walk! When I was a young beer guzzler I used to have to walk 5 miles to get mine. Uphill both ways through six feet of snow and no shoes. Reminds me of a hilarious story. Just before the big blizzard of '95 hit Birmingham, AL, with some 8 inches of snow, my friend invited me to stay at his house as his parents were out of town. I knew I would be stuck at my apt alone bored to death so I went. Sure enough that evening the blizzard brought the whole damn city to a freezing stop. Some stores were still open, especially the gas station 3 blocks away. We walked. He had a backpack to bring the beer back home in. So we bought a case of beer. We're walking back on the sidewalk (bad mistake), and my friend hits an ice patch. I still remember it clearly, he slips and both his feet come straight up and in front of him and he lands squarely on his back with the case of beer taking the full brunt of impact! That there was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen! I couldn't stop laughing even though he had his breath knocked out! Once he caught his breath, we got the backpack off, opened it up and got the case out, opened the box to check the cans... No leaks, thank god! But most of them were crumpled a little bit. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #34 May 11, 2007 QuoteHe has Sooties, he can't drive a lawn mower. easy there redneckhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #35 May 11, 2007 Gee, I would think that you would be better prepared than this.. Do you have any courier services nearby? If not, pay a taxi cab driver. Heck, there will be some 17 year old willing to help you out if need be...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #36 May 11, 2007 Quote i am out of beer i have drank 4 and dont want to drive anyone else ever had this problem. the store is about 1 mile away it hurts so bad can you commondeer a neighbor's bike; preferably one left on the front lawn.? Perhaps you can rollerblade? I dunno, I have a high tolorance for beer.....thanks to bartending......... call a cab."I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote He has Sooties, he can't drive a lawn mower. easy there redneck Okay, he's a redneck, so what does that make you, a toothless fat bastard? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #38 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote See, I knew it all work out you bif whiner. it always does.. just glad i didnt have to walk. probably walked 5 miles today No fucking way I swear done a shit load of holding ponds..i feel my buns getting tighter already. Tighter than a christian at a bahmitzvah Or a jew at xmashttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #39 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote i am out of beer i have drank 4 and dont want to drive anyone else ever had this problem. the store is about 1 mile away it hurts so bad can you commondeer a neighbor's bike; preferably one left on the front lawn.? Perhaps you can rollerblade? I dunno, I have a high tolorance for beer.....thanks to bartending......... call a cab. My tolerance is way high ok brb have to drive and pick up some beer...Thanks to valhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #40 May 11, 2007 hahaha "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 May 11, 2007 anybody wanna call the police down there to warn of a possible dui, just to fuck with him?? j/k! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #42 May 11, 2007 Quote anybody wanna call the police down there to warn of a possible dui, just to fuck with him?? j/k! Ok i am back so stop your worrying. Yeah billy call the police, if you knew the area where i live it may of been a help. Nothing like some more heineken http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #43 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote i am out of beer i have drank 4 and dont want to drive anyone else ever had this problem. the store is about 1 mile away it hurts so bad can you commondeer a neighbor's bike; preferably one left on the front lawn.? Perhaps you can rollerblade? I dunno, I have a high tolorance for beer.....thanks to bartending......... call a cab. That is the funniest mental picture I have ever had,Lee on a bike.Almost as good as me but I actually own one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #44 May 11, 2007 you own one but you dont use it...hey i own a jane fonda work out tape, old room mate had it yeah sure,, she never used it eitherhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #45 May 11, 2007 isn't jane fonda a communist or something???if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #46 May 11, 2007 yes, she is"I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #47 May 11, 2007 Quoteisn't jane fonda a communist or something??? I dont know just know i have some of her work out tapes if anyone wants them.,..they are vhs i guess when i moved out from the weird roomie they got put in the boxes..I need jane fonda like spence needs a suntanhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #48 May 11, 2007 This is for the green one & our fearless leader ! 11 buds & .... HA...... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #49 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote isn't jane fonda a communist or something??? I dont know just know i have some of her work out tapes if anyone wants them.,..they are vhs i guess when i moved out from the weird roomie they got put in the boxes..I need jane fonda like spence needs a suntan do you have any tae bo tapes? b/c i can't find my high intensity workout one"I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #50 May 11, 2007 no sorry..me and spence wil be doing some work out tapes soon 11.95 plus shipping if you want onehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
