normiss 843 #1 May 9, 2007 OK....so I've wanted to do this forever! So...Joe is jumping his round canopy at Z-Hizzie this weekend and I'm looking for ideas. Other ideas also welcome. FYI-This is the ONLY skydiving toy I'm sacrificing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 May 9, 2007 You're such a meanie to do that to him! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlowJoe 0 #3 May 9, 2007 Hey, hey..........give my brother a big push and throw him out as high as possible. Edit to add: Don't forget to blow him first I'm the Great American Hero, dammit! Blow me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #4 May 9, 2007 See if you can get video of you doing RW with GI Joe. Sure, you won't be able to let go of him.... but it would be a funny shot with you and him in a 2-way or 3-way, then try to open his parachute in freefall, and hope he comes home to the Hills!!! Good Luck, and remember.... no video... didn't happen! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 May 9, 2007 I think you should do a clear and pull at altitude. Once you're open and stable, throw him out to your side. Then make a game of keeping up with him...watching your heading and for other canopies in the air, of course! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #6 May 9, 2007 ahh! He's Airborne! He ain't scared!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 May 9, 2007 Quote ahh! He's Airborne! He ain't scared!!! or intelligent fixed itSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 May 9, 2007 Quote Edit to add: Don't forget to blow him first I'd pay money to see a picture of that! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #9 May 9, 2007 Just a thought, but did he pass AFF or make it thru the SL delays to the point of being able to do RW? If not... then perhaps he should. We wouldn't want him bouncing and upsetting Barbi now would we? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlowJoe 0 #10 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote Edit to add: Don't forget to blow him first I'd pay money to see a picture of that! I have a better idea, why don't we get together and you can blow me You know you want your BJ #I'm the Great American Hero, dammit! Blow me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 May 9, 2007 Quote I have a better idea, why don't we get together and you can blow me So fresh for such a little guy! Strangely enough, I'm turned on. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 May 9, 2007 Quote Just a thought, but did he pass AFF or make it thru the SL delays to the point of being able to do RW? If not... then perhaps he should. We wouldn't want him bouncing and upsetting Barbi now would we? Barbie's a whore... she's all about that preppy pussy Ken, anyways. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #13 May 9, 2007 Quote I think you should do a clear and pull at altitude. Once you're open and stable, throw him out to your side. He's army. If you let him out above a grand, he's unlikely to find the planet, much less the right part of it. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #14 May 9, 2007 Quote He's army. If you let him out above a grand, he's unlikely to find the planet, much less the right part of it. Darn. I did forget that fact. That's why Normiss needs to stay close! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 May 9, 2007 Can a BJ# be recieved while backpacking ??? Or must I jump with your obvious floaty plastic anatomically correct self?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlowJoe 0 #16 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote I have a better idea, why don't we get together and you can blow me So fresh for such a little guy! Strangely enough, I'm turned on. That's cause you know I'm easy!I'm the Great American Hero, dammit! Blow me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlowJoe 0 #17 May 10, 2007 QuoteCan a BJ# be recieved while backpacking ??? Or must I jump with your obvious floaty plastic anatomically correct self? Sweetie, you can get your BJ# on the backpacking trip. That Bytch and Angel don't ever leave me at home.I'm the Great American Hero, dammit! Blow me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 May 10, 2007 See you had to go and advertise that, now S&M barbie will be hitch hiking to get some action. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #19 May 10, 2007 I once bought a case of little parachute men and did a mass air drop, while on a cross-country jump.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #20 May 10, 2007 That exposed weapon will never pass JMPI. This one will though. I know I have too much time on my hands.http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d800b3127cce920781b3934100000015108AauXDJm5cuE Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #21 May 10, 2007 Nooooo! Poor GI Joe! How on earth is he gonna get out his reserve with those plastic arms? Does he even have a reserve? What if your throw is less than clean, and he gets a partial inversion? Nono, I fear he will get dents in his little plastic head from the ground. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #22 May 10, 2007 Quote Just a thought, but did he pass AFF or make it thru the SL delays to the point of being able to do RW? If not... then perhaps he should. We wouldn't want him bouncing and upsetting Barbi now would we? And when will skydiving Barbie come out? I'm waiting for her pink and light blue rig and magenta jumpsuit. Edited to add: Of course we mean B.A.S.E. Barbie. Most barbies only do fixed object jumps. Usually from first floor windows or even tables.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pfloyd 0 #23 May 10, 2007 This is a great idea, please get a pic or video I have to see this My drinking team has a skydiving problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #24 May 12, 2007 fucking forrest firesJoe no jumpie cause I no jumpie cause the fires in Florida SUCK ASS! we need rain... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
