TypicalFish 0 #1 May 11, 2007 Define. Discuss."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 May 11, 2007 Quote Define. Discuss. Sex like a drunken carnal Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 May 11, 2007 Carnal a cross between 'car' and 'tunnel'. Drunken - intoxicated monkey - a furry primate smaller than a human sex - penetration of a bodily oriface with object, or appendage So: In a car, in a tunnel, you got a monkey intoxicated and stuck your finger in its butt.why should we discuss this? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 May 11, 2007 Wake up the following morning sore as fuck wondering who the hairy guy is laying next to you. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 May 11, 2007 Quote Wake up the following morning sore as fuck wondering who the hairy guy is laying next to you. g I can explain the hairSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 May 11, 2007 I do not have sex with Drunk Monkeys!! EVER!! Only sober really cute ones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 May 11, 2007 Quote I do not have sex with Drunk Monkeys!! EVER!! Only sober ones! what if you're drunk?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #8 May 11, 2007 Quote Wake up the following morning sore as fuck wondering who the hairy guy is laying next to you. That F%$&ING Reno Room... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Wake up the following morning sore as fuck wondering who the hairy guy is laying next to you. That F%$&ING Reno Room... You're trouble!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #10 May 11, 2007 I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 May 11, 2007 Quote I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys But if the monkeys use the toys on you thats ok? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #12 May 11, 2007 Quote Only sober really cute ones! So is that why all the drunk ones are banned to outside the trailer, wandering aimlessly trying to find your big deck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #13 May 11, 2007 I don't mind if they use toys on me... Is that bad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #14 May 11, 2007 I read that as Carmel Drunken Monkey Sex . As in spreading carmel-sauce all over your partner and licking it off, prior to hot sticky drunken monkey sex . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 May 11, 2007 Quote I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys At least they've got opposable thumbs. Ducks just have that annoying web. Not much you can do with that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 May 11, 2007 Quote I read that as Carmel Drunken Monkey Sex . As in spreading carmel-sauce all over your partner and licking it off, prior to hot sticky monkey sex . The first time I saw it I thought it said Camel Drunken Monkey Sex and thought, "That's just wrong" followed by "Yeah! Take it all bitch!" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #17 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote I read that as Carmel Drunken Monkey Sex . As in spreading carmel-sauce all over your partner and licking it off, prior to hot sticky monkey sex . The first time I saw it I thought it said Camel Drunken Monkey Sex and thought, "That's just wrong" followed by "Yeah! Take it all bitch!" Blues, Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #18 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys At least they've got opposable thumbs. Ducks just have that annoying web. Not much you can do with that. Hmmmm, now you got me thinking about what to do with a web. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 May 11, 2007 Quote I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys Be careful so that they don't fling poo at youSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #20 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys Be careful so that they don't fling poo at you ewe!!!!!!!!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #21 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys Be careful so that they don't fling poo at you ewe!!!!!!!! as you wish... (see attatched.)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 May 12, 2007 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge 'nuff said. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #23 May 12, 2007 A monkey can whack off with its foot, while it hangs by his tail and drinks a beer held in it's hand. Actually sounds kinda fun if you think about it. Is that what you had in mind ? Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
