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BillyVance

Do you have a fake anus?

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Here's a patent for a prosthetic anus:

US Patent number 5593443

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5593443.PN.&OS=PN/5593443&RS=PN/5593443

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Someone HAD to do it. :P So what other body parts haven't we done yet? :D



*Opens mouth to speak, pauses, closes mouth and just shakes head.*:|
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Someone HAD to do it. :P So what other body parts haven't we done yet? :D



My anus is fake. After dropping enough bombs on jumps run, it had to be replaced from overuse.
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Someone HAD to do it. :P So what other body parts haven't we done yet? :D



*Opens mouth to speak, pauses, closes mouth and just shakes head.*:|


I hope it's easier to install than this . . .

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Someone HAD to do it. :P So what other body parts haven't we done yet? :D



*Opens mouth to speak, pauses, closes mouth and just shakes head.*:|


I hope it's easier to install than this . . .

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*Opens mouth to speak, pauses, closes mouth and just walks away.*[:/]
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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There is hope for me!!

"A prosthetic anal sphincter for use with an artificial sphincter system, said prosthetic anal sphincter comprising:

a first inflatable prosthetic sphincter portion for disposing at one side of an anal canal; "

mine needs replacing as I have had the ole proverbial "foot up my ass" way too many times..... I think my wife left her shoe up there last ass kickin I received......


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