antifnsocial 0 #1 May 10, 2007 Since the topic of the day seems to be titties honesty, why don't we find out how many of you have the genuine article and how many of you have counterfeit? Are your testicles real or not? Come on everyone 'fess on up!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 May 10, 2007 Mine are real. Would you like to test them to make sure they work?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 May 10, 2007 Mine were real but I was having trouble finding jeans that fit so I got a reduction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 May 10, 2007 My little 13 month old girl was trying to walk and I was on my knees trying to encourage her to come to me. She made a couple steps then fell forward, right past my hands and her cranium landing right smack dab into my crotch. My balls are real enough. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #5 May 10, 2007 Mine are real and well they still work (at least they appear to work). But I have met a few BASE jumping women with a bigger set than many skydiving only men. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 May 10, 2007 Quote Mine are real and well they still work (at least they appear to work). But I have met a few BASE jumping women with a bigger set than many skydiving only men. Lobotomized doesn't mean bigger balls. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 May 10, 2007 You mean that some folks have these?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #8 May 10, 2007 Lefty is a replacment....its Bionic...the 1 million dollar ball. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #9 May 10, 2007 Reminds me of an old joke. What do you call a dog with no hind legs & steel implants for balls?????? Sparky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #10 May 10, 2007 Quote Reminds me of an old joke. What do you call a dog with no hind legs & steel implants for balls?????? Sparky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 May 10, 2007 Like I said in that other thread, mine are all me, baby! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trob500 0 #12 May 10, 2007 1 fake, i added a third........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #13 May 10, 2007 They are real but the drive shaft has been disconnected from the transfer case permanently so now they are more festive and less biological in purpose......drop it like its hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #14 May 10, 2007 Testicular cancer at 18 - One silicone ball It has got me laid a lot.. Girls ALWAYS want to feel it.... And it glows under a flashlight, just like fake tits.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 May 10, 2007 Yes. They make me feel better about myself. My pants fit better, underwear fits better. Oh and i get so much attention from women who are attracted to fake balls. I'm going to get bigger ones soon as i plan on doing some modeling. Only problem is my leg straps on my rig get in the way. It hurts. Anyway, i like to walk around with ball cleavage and then ask women: Hey my eyes are up here...what are you lookin at? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 May 10, 2007 Quote Yes. They make me feel better about myself. My pants fit better, underwear fits better. Oh and i get so much attention from women who are attracted to fake balls. I'm going to get bigger ones soon as i plan on doing some modeling. Only problem is my leg straps on my rig get in the way. It hurts. Anyway, i like to walk around with ball cleavage and then ask women: Hey my eyes are up here...what are you lookin at? Soon you'l be nothing more than a walking Nutsac, a cheesie walking nutsacEEEWYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #17 May 10, 2007 Quote Anyway, i like to walk around with ball cleavage Any ideas how to get that thought out of my head?!? __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Anyway, i like to walk around with ball cleavage Any ideas how to get that thought out of my head?!? Maybe this will help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrl5sYmApcI"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunderbow 1 #19 May 10, 2007 Mine is real. The one I have left. Oh, and it is on the left that is why I walk in circles a lot.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #20 May 10, 2007 QuoteYes. They make me feel better about myself. My pants fit better, underwear fits better. Oh and i get so much attention from women who are attracted to fake balls. I'm going to get bigger ones soon as i plan on doing some modeling. Only problem is my leg straps on my rig get in the way. It hurts. Anyway, i like to walk around with ball cleavage and then ask women: Hey my eyes are up here...what are you lookin at? Holy shit. lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #21 May 10, 2007 I didn't know size mattered. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 May 10, 2007 Quote I didn't know size mattered. Thats what the ones with little balls say. those of us with big balls stand proud! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #23 May 10, 2007 Quote Since the topic of the day seems to be titties honesty, why don't we find out how many of you have the genuine article and how many of you have counterfeit? Are your testicles real or not? Come on everyone 'fess on up!! Mine are fake. I wanted three instead of two cause I thought the more the better, so I had a third one implanted.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #24 May 10, 2007 Quote I didn't know size mattered. Whoever told you that was lying to you.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
