MikeFB2764 0 #1 May 9, 2007 ahem... http://www.extensyslab.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #2 May 9, 2007 Damn. That looks like something from the Inquisition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 May 9, 2007 Looks painful! 90% of women prefer a bigger penis? I call bullshit. It's not the size, it's HOW you use what you have. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #4 May 9, 2007 How did I know this was going to be about a penis? That thing looks painful! It seems like the equivalent of a woman tying a string to her nipple with the other end tied to a brick, and dangling the bricks from her nipples to get bigger boobs. Yeah.. I guess that might work. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeFB2764 0 #5 May 9, 2007 just not sure how you would sleep with an erector set (no pun intended) on your johnson.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #6 May 9, 2007 That looks like a torture device. I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 May 9, 2007 Quote90% of women prefer a bigger penis? I call bullshit. It's not the size, it's HOW you use what you have. I called bullshit when I read that too. What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? It's got to be closer to 95-99%. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeFB2764 0 #8 May 9, 2007 Quote How did I know this was going to be about a penis? That thing looks painful! It seems like the equivalent of a woman tying a string to her nipple with the other end tied to a brick, and dangling the bricks from her nipples to get bigger boobs. Yeah.. I guess that might work. now there's a visual.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote 90% of women prefer a bigger penis? I call bullshit. It's not the size, it's HOW you use what you have. I called bullshit when I read that too. What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? It's got to be closer to 95-99%. Well yeah, if they're all loose like Paris Hilton! I might as well just stand on my porch and fuck north! Sorry Gonzalesna! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 May 9, 2007 Quote Looks painful! 90% of women prefer a bigger penis? I call bullshit. It's not the size, it's HOW you use what you have. That's what all the small men say.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeFB2764 0 #11 May 9, 2007 Quote I called bullshit when I read that too. What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? It's got to be closer to 95-99%. Could be that 10% are the women who like women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 May 9, 2007 Quote What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? Naaa. They just are not stretched out to the point that it takes a Pringles can to satisfy them.Seriously Women.. Your man not big enough for you?? Try some Kagels. He has what he Has and it inst going to change.. You on the other hand with the Mega ultra jumbo sized turbo Jack rabbit with the kick start.. Just might be makin him a little smaller.Want a Bigger Penis?? Option a, Find a new man (But eventually his will not be big enough either) or Tone that thing up a little. No one wants sex to be like standing on the porch and Fuckin North! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #13 May 9, 2007 Quote No one wants sex to be like standing on the porch and Fuckin North! Funny though it may be Might be nicer if North would tone that thing up a little __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #14 May 9, 2007 Quotefor the man who has everything... Antibiotics?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote for the man who has everything... Antibiotics? Dood... you gonna fuck Paris, antibiotics IS a requirement! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 May 9, 2007 Thats just... I mean... Do guys really... Sheesh. Shes gonna take what I've got, and she's gonna like it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #17 May 9, 2007 Ahh.. yes. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #18 May 9, 2007 QuoteQuote I called bullshit when I read that too. What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? It's got to be closer to 95-99%. Could be that 10% are the women who like women. Or they've been fucked and chucked so much they're stretched out to a point where you need to shake your hips to hit the sides of their cooter...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 May 9, 2007 Quote you need to shake your hips to hit the sides of their cooter Hoo Ha! We must use the proper terminology. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote Quote 90% of women prefer a bigger penis? I call bullshit. It's not the size, it's HOW you use what you have. I called bullshit when I read that too. What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? It's got to be closer to 95-99%. Well yeah, if they're all loose like Paris Hilton! I might as well just stand on my porch and fuck north! Sorry Gonzalesna! You BASTARD!!! (meant in the most caring way possible.)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #21 May 9, 2007 It is not about length, it is about girth. Better to scrape sides then hit bottom. If a guy was long but built like a pencil, it wouldnt really feel like much. If he was short and could barely fit in, I promise you, it is going to feel a lot better. And if he is short and has girth, he may hit the g spot better. Now if he has length and girth, well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #22 May 9, 2007 It's not the length of a man's penis that matters to a woman, rather, it's the thickness of his wallet can I get an Amen?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 May 9, 2007 Quote It's not the length of a man's penis that matters to a woman, rather, it's the thickness of his wallet can I get an Amen A Man? fixed itSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 May 9, 2007 If he's got everything, why's he need that?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
