Islandcool 0 #1 February 23, 2004 Man..tell me this isn't a repost. I'm buying couple to go with my stuffed syphilis virus. http://houseochicks.com/puppet_gallery.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 February 23, 2004 OMG....how atrocious!!! I love how it says: QuoteHonor your daughter, sister, wife, lover, mother, and especially yourself with a Wondrous Vulva Puppet. Hand made by Dorrie Lane Honor?! More like horrify!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #3 February 23, 2004 At those prices, I'm wondering if you couldn't get the real thing cheaper. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 February 23, 2004 I'm thinking you are bored out of your mind with your recovery when you put "Vulva Puppets" into a search engine. Start drinking box wine with your vicoden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 February 23, 2004 Some thread titles are like seeing a car accident....you know you should look the other way, but you just can't. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 February 23, 2004 how do you splain that kind of spending to anyone? I mean hell... "hey dude, check out this puppet" Dude:" wow, that fucked up. How much did it cost" "$250" Dude:" were you on crack or sumthing?" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 February 23, 2004 Same price...better bargain. NSFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 February 23, 2004 QuoteSame price...better bargain. NSFW finally... something that has form and FUNCTION! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #9 February 24, 2004 Actually they came up when I did a search on lame superheroes. I'm not sure what the hell happened. Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #10 February 24, 2004 QuoteThe Wondrous Vulva Puppet is soft, receptive, visually beautiful and they smell good! -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #11 February 24, 2004 OK, let me see if I understand this: 1. We are mostly skydivers here 2. Someone posts what appears to be a good way to get rid of a few hundred dollars you have lying around but don't know what to do with Did I miss anything? -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #12 February 24, 2004 QuoteOK, let me see if I understand this: 1. We are mostly skydivers here 2. Someone posts what appears to be a good way to get rid of a few hundred dollars you have lying around but don't know what to do with Did I miss anything? Yeah.. I'm grounded due to surgery and bored out of my head. Even teaching Skyyhi to pack has gotten boring. She actually knows what she doing now and barely breaking a sweat. Of course the D-bag is too big and the zp canopy well worn. She'll be in for it when she packs a real rig. lol Hopefully there will be video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lee03 0 #13 February 24, 2004 Buying one of these would cost how many jump ticklets? I don't think so!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #14 February 24, 2004 Ok thats just disturbing. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #15 February 24, 2004 Hmm, Can you buy Penis Puppets as well??? Sounds like a good puppet show if you get the entire cast!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #16 February 24, 2004 Quote Hmm, Can you buy Penis Puppets as well??? Sounds like a good puppet show if you get the entire cast! No market. There's an endless line of volunteer real penises for just about anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #17 February 24, 2004 For some reason I look at those puppets and think of those overweight creepy guys wantering around the Entertainment tent at WFFC with their video Cameras and mardi Gras beads..... Come on, you all know who I am talking about!!! Edited to add: Not talking about Fast Eddie - Don't know how these weirdo's get in, but for some reason every girl gives them titties..... Can't figure it out..=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Islandcool 0 #18 February 24, 2004 QuoteNo market. There's an endless line of volunteer real penises for just about anything. Negative Mr. Deuce. Apparently there is a shortage. QuoteHmm, Can you buy Penis Puppets as well??? Sounds like a good puppet show if you get the entire cast! Submitted for you approval. http://www.dildoll.com I want free tickets when your show opens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 February 24, 2004 QuoteActually they came up when I did a search on lame superheroes. I'm not sure what the hell happened. Obviously you were not doing a search on me. Yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Islandcool 0 #20 February 24, 2004 QuoteObviously you were not doing a search on me. Yikes! You know The Tick has pretty much cornered the blue superhero market. Maybe you could use this guide to boost your popularity. http://www.deakin.edu.au/~minnira/unknown/super.html Edited to add: Keep the theme song. It is stuck in my head and won't friggin let me go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chute 0 #21 February 24, 2004 QuoteAt those prices, I'm wondering if you couldn't get the real thing cheaper. Yeah you can get it cheaper but it would cost ya in the endBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #22 February 24, 2004 Jesus Ed...step away from the keyboard! I think that due to whatever you are currently on right now...you may want to consider allowing Darcy to approve and/or edit your posts from now on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chute 0 #23 February 25, 2004 Which one was the clean one. I hate to say this but you seen one you've seen them amm. They all look a like. Roast Beef!Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #24 May 7, 2007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DFWAJG 4 #25 May 7, 2007 I've seen one of those used before. On a porn education video. I think it was Nina Starling? apparently, there are some things you can't show or can't demonstrate well on a woman, so they used a vulva puppet. my ex-husband didn't learn anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Lee03 0 #13 February 24, 2004 Buying one of these would cost how many jump ticklets? I don't think so!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #14 February 24, 2004 Ok thats just disturbing. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #15 February 24, 2004 Hmm, Can you buy Penis Puppets as well??? Sounds like a good puppet show if you get the entire cast!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 February 24, 2004 Quote Hmm, Can you buy Penis Puppets as well??? Sounds like a good puppet show if you get the entire cast! No market. There's an endless line of volunteer real penises for just about anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #17 February 24, 2004 For some reason I look at those puppets and think of those overweight creepy guys wantering around the Entertainment tent at WFFC with their video Cameras and mardi Gras beads..... Come on, you all know who I am talking about!!! Edited to add: Not talking about Fast Eddie - Don't know how these weirdo's get in, but for some reason every girl gives them titties..... Can't figure it out..=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #18 February 24, 2004 QuoteNo market. There's an endless line of volunteer real penises for just about anything. Negative Mr. Deuce. Apparently there is a shortage. QuoteHmm, Can you buy Penis Puppets as well??? Sounds like a good puppet show if you get the entire cast! Submitted for you approval. http://www.dildoll.com I want free tickets when your show opens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 February 24, 2004 QuoteActually they came up when I did a search on lame superheroes. I'm not sure what the hell happened. Obviously you were not doing a search on me. Yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #20 February 24, 2004 QuoteObviously you were not doing a search on me. Yikes! You know The Tick has pretty much cornered the blue superhero market. Maybe you could use this guide to boost your popularity. http://www.deakin.edu.au/~minnira/unknown/super.html Edited to add: Keep the theme song. It is stuck in my head and won't friggin let me go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #21 February 24, 2004 QuoteAt those prices, I'm wondering if you couldn't get the real thing cheaper. Yeah you can get it cheaper but it would cost ya in the endBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #22 February 24, 2004 Jesus Ed...step away from the keyboard! I think that due to whatever you are currently on right now...you may want to consider allowing Darcy to approve and/or edit your posts from now on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #23 February 25, 2004 Which one was the clean one. I hate to say this but you seen one you've seen them amm. They all look a like. Roast Beef!Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #25 May 7, 2007 I've seen one of those used before. On a porn education video. I think it was Nina Starling? apparently, there are some things you can't show or can't demonstrate well on a woman, so they used a vulva puppet. my ex-husband didn't learn anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
