SuperKat 0 #1 May 1, 2007 Has any ever tried these products? Would you choose H2O based or churned style? H2O based Churn Style Also, how do go about saying to a woman regarding using this before you slip it in her dirt road? Is this something that you talk to her about beforehand or do you do just one of those "whoopsie!" kind of deals? Lastly, someone created a thread about keeping butter in room temperature. Would you keep this in the fridge or keep it room temperature? I'm just curious. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #2 May 1, 2007 all i know is that KY sucks,, it turns into glue..Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #3 May 1, 2007 You need to get out more. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #4 May 1, 2007 Personally, I prefer Astroglide. As for the product in question, it would depend on if I'm wrapping it up (churn-style being coconut oil based, and thus latex-unfriendly). I'd keep it at room-temp, maybe even heat it a little before use Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #5 May 1, 2007 QuoteAlso, how do go about saying to a woman regarding using this before you slip it in her dirt road? Is this something that you talk to her about beforehand or do you do just one of those "whoopsie!" kind of deals? Would you want her to shove something up your ass without asking for permission first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #6 May 1, 2007 QuoteQuoteAlso, how do go about saying to a woman regarding using this before you slip it in her dirt road? Is this something that you talk to her about beforehand or do you do just one of those "whoopsie!" kind of deals? Would you want her to shove something up your ass without asking for permission first? was that a rhetorical question?"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #7 May 1, 2007 Ever notice how the Ladies never respond to these kind of threads until us guys get them REALLY going. I don't know what to think of that.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #8 May 2, 2007 You had better get off the streets of the Big Apple and get you knees in the breeze. You have entirely too much free time on your hands. Either get some jumps OR get laid. Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #9 May 2, 2007 QuoteEither get some jumps OR get laid. Can't do either. NY Skells, EDPs and perps have me workin' 24/7. I have no life. 25k a year keeps me grounded, would you like to start an X-keys charity fund for me? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #10 May 2, 2007 I started it today and no money was collected. It seems that only people who know you where there. Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #11 May 2, 2007 Quote I started it today and no money was collected. It seems that only people who know you where there. Some help you are, I could have done that and gotten the same results. Ya gotta ask people there that don't know who I am. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #12 May 3, 2007 Sounds like it's time for you to invest in a pocket-pussy . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #13 May 3, 2007 Quote Sounds like it's time for you to invest in a pocket-pussy I've got plenty of those...you're referring to women that I have in my pocket, right? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #14 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote Sounds like it's time for you to invest in a pocket-pussy I've got plenty of those...you're referring to women that I have in my pocket, right? Yep . Good luck on your search . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #15 May 3, 2007 The more lubrication, the better the sex. The best lubrication is her's. So treat her well and she'll provide you with plenty. the next best is ASTROGLYDE. It doesn't get gooey like KY jelly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #16 May 3, 2007 QuoteIs this something that you talk to her about beforehand or do you do just one of those "whoopsie!" kind of deals? I tried to imagine what size of penis could just slip in to an anus with a "whoopsie" and ... well ... it's not very flattering. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #17 May 3, 2007 Quote I tried to imagine what size of penis could just slip in to an anus with a "whoopsie" and ... well ... it's not very flattering. Thanks for the great laugh! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #18 May 3, 2007 I have tried many many different lubes and the best so far has been "Pjur". http://www.pjur.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites