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What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

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While working at the naval base by my house I set in motion a chain of events that ended with a locomotive with no brakes and no power rolling down the tracks towards another parked locomotive while I frantically tried to crank the stupid ass parking brake down. :o

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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don't know, i haven't done it yet! I'll let you know when i complete that task! :):):)


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Tough one.

There are so many. But for the worst ones, I can always blame other people, and things like 7 tequilas and beer and drinks didn't have long lasting consequences.

It can't be perfect, people make mistakes and do really stupid things.

It's just the way we are.

:|

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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Got married.
[:/]



Got married a SECOND time[:/]:S


No intent to one-up you...it's just that I'm a real dumbass...took me 3 "oh shits" to learn.
My wallet is still smokin'.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Got married.
[:/]



Got married a SECOND time[:/]:S


No intent to one-up you...it's just that I'm a real dumbass...took me 3 "oh shits" to learn.
My wallet is still smokin'.


OuchB|
Three is definitely a triumph of hope over experience. No one could ever accuse you of being a pessimist.

Overheard this one at the DZ on Sat:
"Every 10 years I find a woman I hate and buy her a house"


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what is the stupidest thing you have ever done.



Getting really shit-torn in Oklahoma City, and getting picked up by a girl who lived in the worst trailer park in Oklahoma. The sex was good, though.
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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Got married.
[:/]



Got married a SECOND time[:/]:S


To the same woman!

Really.

I did.

But neither time was it a mistake, nor was it stupid.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Bought a french car. I could build one out of lego that would be more reliable. I tired turning the fans on today and the knob came of in my hand. :D



Peugot, eh? :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Got married.
[:/]



Got married a SECOND time[:/]:S


DING DING DING . . . ..


Oh, no you don't..... read Jceman's post just above yours.;)



Some people - you just can't . . . um . . . well if it was to the same woman . . .

OK - yeah - you're right . . .


WTF were you thinking?:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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