The MOTHER of All Dilemas ;-(

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Ok, so I've been itching to go skydiving for God knows how long and it looks like I could finally do it this weekend (ran into some money unexpectedly) However, with unexpected mony, come unexpected expences. Nothing would make me happier than to go jump this weekend for the first time, to get the feeling before starting AFF later this season. However, my GPS also got F.U.B.A.R. earlier this week. Although the GPS may seem like something that's unnecessary, in my case it's really not. I'm a moran, an idiot, a regular putz when it comes to directions. Directionally challanged even... Really, you tell me to go East or West, and I ask do I tearn Left or right?... What would you do?

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Your on a skydiving site what do you think people will say?......buy a map, ditch the GPS and go jump!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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Your on a skydiving site what do you think people will say?......buy a map, ditch the GPS and go jump!

Enough said..........
I can't wait till Saturday!!!

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Your on a skydiving site what do you think people will say?/reply]

Stupid question... Like I said...I'm a putz

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Your on a skydiving site what do you think people will say?......buy a map, ditch the GPS and go jump!

Well put! Now go jump you silly man!

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water" ~ Eleanor Roosevelt ~

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Your on a skydiving site what do you think people will say?/reply]

Stupid question... Like I said...I'm a putz

Better putz than Lutz

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If you're coming up with lame excuses like this before your first jump you don't really want to be a skydiver.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Buy a map... go skydive.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[chaoskitty 0]

If this is really your biggest problem.. then you're doing alright.
.. what Karen said.

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However, my GPS also got F.U.B.A.R. earlier this week.

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THAT is your "MOTHER of all Dilemas"?????????

Puleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee......

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Go and play golf

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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If you're coming up with lame excuses like this before your first jump you don't really want to be a skydiver.

AAAAAAAAAh........no,,,,,,I'll tell ya what I am afraid of though lol, the bonfire aftermath I will not forget Easter weekend for as long as I live Great fun!

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Go and play golf

And put on some wird shorts, a shirt that doresn't mach? and make a jackass of myself. No thnks Sqeak, this post was at least halfway joking; of course I'm gonna go jump if I have the the opportunity to....

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Go and play golf

And put on some wird shorts, a shirt that doresn't mach? and make a jackass of myself. No thnks Sqeak, this post was at least halfway joking; of course I'm gonna go jump if I have the the opportunity to....

Half way serious to way to far,Click here

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Go and play golf

And put on some wird shorts, a shirt that doresn't mach? and make a jackass of myself. No thnks Sqeak, this post was at least halfway joking; of course I'm gonna go jump if I have the the opportunity to....

Half way serious to way to far,Click here

Jesus, I had no idea I'd offend anyone...wow, from now on I'm gonna be careful what I post on here. Sending out bad vibes is not my thing

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Dont mind squeak.. he gets that way when he wears women's underwear.. and it is tuesday after all..

..but if you think golfers look funny.. skydivers are WAY worse.. Walt wears tie dyed shirts and cammo pants.

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Dont mind squeak.. he gets that way when he wears women's underwear.. and it is tuesday after all..

I'm still waiting on your Panties you promised to send





Rafflers I do not care one way or other if you skydive or golf or whatever else you want to do, you didnt offend me in the slightest. For you to offend me 2 things would need to happen
1. You would need to actually know me in person
2. I would have to care about your opinion

You qualify on neither front

Hope you can find your wya to wherever the hell your going

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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You're going to need to work on finding your way back from up above, so start practicing those skills now. Unless you can figure out a way for the GPS to talk you back to the DZ.

I am directionally challenged, so much so that I no longer consider myself lost, I'm just taking the scenic route. Time after time.

You do get better, but it's hilarious, me deciding to skydive when I can't find my way out of a paper bag--good luck with that!!!

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I am directionally challenged, so much so that I no longer consider myself lost, I'm just taking the scenic route. Time after time.

You do get better, but it's hilarious, me deciding to skydive when I can't find my way out of a paper bag--good luck with that!!!

LMAO! Thats amongst the funniest statements I've heard in a while. Thanks, for a moment that I had a horrible day at work.

My reservation is for this Sunday and I can't wait. Next step....work my ass off so I can get through AFF in one season, if not faster.

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[mattmais 0]

rub ur pussy, get over it!

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rub ur pussy, get over it!

Get over what exactly?....

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Good luck to you. If you hit that freak out, wtf am I thinking moment anywhere along your progression, feel free to PM me. Been there, done that. My quest for my A was so bad it was comical.

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get directions to the DZ if you can find it you aren't that bad, and go jump. If you can't you really do need the GPS

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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My quest for my A was so bad it was comical.

Now you got me all curious...

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Ahh, you go start your jumps before you listen to anyone else's war stories.

Just remember, you're in it to have fun. Relax and smile.