skinnyshrek 0 #1 April 26, 2007 So here we are in Rantoul 2003 hungry as hell. We called for a pizza but all the delivery guys were out and the place was closing. We happen to be downstairs when a pizza guy shows up. "Are you guys such and such" Yes we are. So we end up with someone elses pizza. We tip the pizza guy good though. So, if you missed out on a dominoes pizza late at night i apologise Ok its off my chesthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 April 26, 2007 I pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 April 26, 2007 Quote I pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. So you obviously like going to clubs where people wee on each other! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote I pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. So you obviously like going to clubs where people wee on each other! Blues, Dave g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 April 26, 2007 Ya... hey, I think I've seen you there Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #6 April 26, 2007 QuoteI pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. g Jesus thats a bit worse than steeling some pizza!“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote I pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. g Jesus thats a bit worse than steeling some pizza! Hey maybe I can buy you a drink at LP! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 April 26, 2007 damn dave you need to get some weird shit off your mind don't ya. Another. I once had a wank and shot my load over my friends tooth brush. true story. Couldn't stop laughing in the morning at the hotel. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 April 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteI pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. g Jesus thats a bit worse than steeling some pizza! I disagree. She quenched her thirst, the other guys went hungry.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 April 26, 2007 In first grade a girl came up to me and asked me if she could play with me.... I told her no because she had not lost enough teeth.... I shit you not she came back to me a few days later missing all of her front teeth - I then told her she was missing too many. Yup, I was a horribly mean lil shit when I was young.... suppose that's why I've spent most of my adulthood making up for it. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 April 26, 2007 Quote damn dave you need to get some weird shit off your mind don't ya. Another. I once had a wank and shot my load over my friends tooth brush. true story. Couldn't stop laughing in the morning at the hotel. That wouldn't be surprising if he was brushing his teeth at the time. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #12 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. g Jesus thats a bit worse than steeling some pizza! Hey maybe I can buy you a drink at LP! g Um.......uh........Ok, if we can get it directly form the bar“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #13 April 26, 2007 I don't think I can participate in this right now without getting banned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 April 26, 2007 Quote Um.......uh........Ok, if we can get it directly form the bar Not a problem.... I'll even watch over it for you while you use the restroom. I'm good like that! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #15 April 26, 2007 Ok, In 6th grade I kicked a boy in the head which bounced off the metal desk behind him for throwing a pencil at me. I told him I would do it again if he told the teacher. He didnt tell on me. Sorry Greg. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #16 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Um.......uh........Ok, if we can get it directly form the bar Not a problem.... I'll even watch over it for you while you use the restroom. I'm good like that! g Well as long as you dont take it in the restroom“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #17 April 26, 2007 Quote I pissed in my neighbors lemonade when I was a kid... and she drank it. I pissed on my neighbors head when i was a kid and he went and told his mom.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 April 26, 2007 you hoe bag. Another one. used to rob change from my parents change jar and blamed my sister.. Sorry Lisa. She deserved it anyways. I was the golden childhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 April 26, 2007 LOL Some friends and I put already chewed gum in someone's pizza that we didn't like. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 April 26, 2007 Quote LOL Some friends and I put already chewed gum in someone's pizza that we didn't like. g When I was in high school I worked at a Pizza Hut delivery place. The girlfriend of one of our drivers dumped him, and a couple weeks later a guy called right before closing and ordered a pizza to her address. As luck would have it, we still had two drivers, one of them the jilted guy. He took the pizza in the bathroom and jacked off on it, then the other driver delivered it, so as not to arouse suspicion. I don't order pizza late at night. Ever. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #21 April 27, 2007 Damn Gia, you are one evil biatch. I thought i was bad. See all bad stories end up with the pizza guyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #22 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote LOL Some friends and I put already chewed gum in someone's pizza that we didn't like. g When I was in high school I worked at a Pizza Hut delivery place. The girlfriend of one of our drivers dumped him, and a couple weeks later a guy called right before closing and ordered a pizza to her address. As luck would have it, we still had two drivers, one of them the jilted guy. He took the pizza in the bathroom and jacked off on it, then the other driver delivered it, so as not to arouse suspicion. I don't order pizza late at night. Ever. Blues, Dave Oh man!! I can hear the ex girlfriend now. "Some thing in this pizza tastes so familiar but I cant put my finger on it" “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #23 April 27, 2007 People need to QUIT FUCKING TELLING ME how GODDAM 'tired' they are. It pisses me off to NO END. I haven't had two days in a row of sleeping through the entire night in over 9 fucking years. There. I feel better. -I'm sick, so I'm kinda pissy right now. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 April 27, 2007 Quote People need to QUIT FUCKING TELLING ME how GODDAM 'tired' they are. It pisses me off to NO END. I haven't had two days in a row of sleeping through the entire night in over 9 fucking years. There. I feel better. Damn i am tired could use a nap -I'm sick, so I'm kinda pissy right now. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #25 April 27, 2007 Quote Damn i am tired could use a nap Do NOT think for one second that I did not know that was going to be posted...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
