sharimcm 0 #1 April 25, 2007 Damn... I didn't realize moving out of an apartment can cost me so much damn money!! The apartment complex is pretty much fucking me in the ass for my "last month's rent" which is basically month-to-month. It's almost $200 more than what I have been paying ON TIME each and every month. On top of that, I have movers and a storage unit to pay for. On the up-side of things, the movers I used last time tried fucking me in the ass on billing and charging me for things that they didn't move, so when I called them today for a "quote" they gave me the infamous 25% discount plus a $25 "previous dissatisfaction for billing" discount. Can I borrow some KY? Vaseline? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 April 25, 2007 Try Head & Shoulders. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #3 April 25, 2007 how about warming? Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 April 25, 2007 you sound like you're used to it... were you previously military???The big green dildo of the marine corps shows no mercy... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 April 25, 2007 I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #6 April 25, 2007 Quote Damn... I didn't realize moving out of an apartment can cost me so much damn money!! The apartment complex is pretty much fucking me in the ass for my "last month's rent" which is basically month-to-month. It's almost $200 more than what I have been paying ON TIME each and every month. On top of that, I have movers and a storage unit to pay for. On the up-side of things, the movers I used last time tried fucking me in the ass on billing and charging me for things that they didn't move, so when I called them today for a "quote" they gave me the infamous 25% discount plus a $25 "previous dissatisfaction for billing" discount. Can I borrow some KY? Vaseline? Well then, it's a good thing you enjoy ass sex, isn't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #8 April 25, 2007 Quote Well then, it's a good thing you enjoy ass sex, isn't it? I know I wasn't that drunk, but that was you? I could have sworn it was... Which time are we talking about? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #9 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Well then, it's a good thing you enjoy ass sex, isn't it? I know I wasn't that drunk, but that was you? I could have sworn it was... Which time are we talking about? Absolutely!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 April 25, 2007 Quote Try Head & Shoulders. Blues, Dave That never gets old! Oh, and Sheri, we could have told ya doing that was like butt sects, but in a bad way.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #11 April 26, 2007 QuoteCan anyone lend me some Vaseline or KY? New, or used ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 April 26, 2007 Sure, if I get to apply it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #13 April 26, 2007 Hey, you could always use cirsco. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 April 26, 2007 Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #15 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid. Im not skeered. If you show me yours, I'll show you mine. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #17 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid. Yup... I was skerrid... I have to go talk to the apartment complex again tomorrow, so I'll just take my massage oil with me... Then, I'll start looking for the Vaseline and/or KY... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 April 26, 2007 Quote Yup... I was skerrid... I have to go talk to the apartment complex again tomorrow, so I'll just take my massage oil with me... Then, I'll start looking for the Vaseline and/or KY... I think you might make somr friends! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #19 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid. Are you talking about her day job, or that "Other" work she does?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #20 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. I asked her to marry me but I think she has me on ignore. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. I asked her to marry me but I think she has me on ignore. Doesn't everyone?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid. Are you talking about her day job, or that "Other" work she does? I'd say "SHHHHHH!" But.... you don't have the choice on that anymore, do ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #23 April 26, 2007 Try 3 men movers! They were the best I have used....EVER! Decent prices, ans the will do a great job. Usual disclaimers apply: No affiliation...blah blah blah. Just a happy customer. DougI have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #24 April 27, 2007 Ok... I don't need any more lubricant. I talked to the apartment manager today, and she made me a happy resident. Since I am now moving, she said I was no longer responsible for the pet deposit because I have already paid the "non-refundable" part of it. She also moved my move-out date up one week, and because of that, she was able to knock off the month-to-month charges. I didn't give her any sob stories or anything like that... I was just upfront and honest about the situation of why I was moving and she "worked" with me. Now all I have to worry about are the movers (which they are scheduled) and the storage unit (signing a contract with one soon). Gawd... I hate moving. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 April 27, 2007 Quote Re: [sharimcm] Can anyone lend me some Vaseline or KY? by doug925 Try 3 men movers! They were the best I have used....EVER! Decent prices, ans the will do a great job. Usual disclaimers apply: No affiliation...blah blah blah. Just a happy customer. Doug Umm, that's nice. So is this "3 men movers" more like vaseline or KY? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
