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Whaddya expect me to do, ask them to shave it on the spot? If she's on my bed and legs are open, I'm in it to win it baby!



I think most women shave it nowadays anyway. Hair is gross.

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Hmmm. You are sexually frustrated and you are married.

In other news of the redundant, a flying airplane was spotted out of my window three minutes ago...



sorry for not elaborating...... my hubby works out of town, and this weekend he lost his car keys and couldnt come home, he found them later, but they had jumpers coming out today thru the rest of the week and couldnt feesibly make the 3 hr drive home....

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Quit yer bitchin'... I ain't sayin' how long it's been... that's how long it's been!



Listen, if you're not going to don a blonde wig, shave your bung hole, lube it up so I clean my pipes, shut your pie hole! :D

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Dude, we get it. You're a guy. A guy with lots of testosterone, and you like pussy all the time. You're down with nekkid hoes and gettin' your rocks off. It's cool. :P:D

Musta ran out of Monster, again. :P
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Dude, we get it. You're a guy. A guy with lots of testosterone, and you like pussy all the time. You're down with nekkid hoes and gettin' your rocks off. It's cool.



None for nothing girl but your friend sipping on that straw next to you is pretty hot. :)

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Whaddya expect me to do, ask them to shave it on the spot? If she's on my bed and legs are open, I'm in it to win it baby!



I think most women shave it nowadays anyway. Hair is gross.


High 5 sista!!!! hair is so gag me yesterday.... and totally gross.....;)

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Dude, we get it. You're a guy. A guy with lots of testosterone, and you like pussy all the time. You're down with nekkid hoes and gettin' your rocks off. It's cool.



None for nothing girl but your friend sipping on that straw next to you is pretty hot. :)


Ok, THAT'S funny. :D:D:D

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I think most women shave it nowadays anyway. Hair is gross.



:( I don't know with all the hustle and bustle here in NY I think the women here are either all into au naturale or they're just too busy to maintain it.

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Dude, we get it. You're a guy. A guy with lots of testosterone, and you like pussy all the time. You're down with nekkid hoes and gettin' your rocks off. It's cool.



None for nothing girl but your friend sipping on that straw next to you is pretty hot. :)


She's short too. :)
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(drink Mountain Dew)

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I think most women shave it nowadays anyway. Hair is gross.
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I don't know with all the hustle and bustle here in NY I think the women here are either all into au naturale or they're just too busy to maintain it.



Maybe come to IL...i know at least one skychick that waxes it off. :)

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Dude, we get it. You're a guy. A guy with lots of testosterone, and you like pussy all the time. You're down with nekkid hoes and gettin' your rocks off. It's cool.



None for nothing girl but your friend sipping on that straw next to you is pretty hot. :)


She's short too. :)

Blues,
Dave

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Quit yer bitchin'... I ain't sayin' how long it's been... that's how long it's been!



Listen, if you're not going to don a blonde wig, shave your bung hole, lube it up so I clean my pipes, shut your pie hole! :D


You want me to clean your pipe??? you're icky...:D:P

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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Listen, if you're not going to don a blonde wig, shave your bung hole, lube it up so I clean my pipes, shut your pie hole! :D



I forgot, who's keeping the list of gay shit SuperKat says?


I thought we were talking about mamajumps flaming thread, not SuperKat's:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Listen, if you're not going to don a blonde wig, shave your bung hole, lube it up so I clean my pipes, shut your pie hole! :D



I forgot, who's keeping the list of gay shit SuperKat says?
That'd be Slappie, the fluffy one.
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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I forgot, who's keeping the list of gay shit SuperKat says?



I need a job, how much does it pay?


it pays peanuts, but the benefits are top notch:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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The one sipping on the straw is me. Trust me, she's a bitch.

And the other girl is much hotter and not a bitch at all.



I know you're sipping the straw on your left. You're cute. Your friend on the right sipping on the straw is one caliente chica.

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BTW, I'm just teasing you, because it's fun.



What else is new. Everyone makes fun of me at my own expense. [:/]

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it pays peanuts, but the benefits are top notch



Do explain the benefits!! :)


Oh, no deductibles, required trips are paid for, and 1 coupon for a hooker per month... (Restrictions apply. Please ask your employer for more information.)
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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