Squeak 17 #1 April 24, 2007 I've just become and Ordained Minister You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 April 24, 2007 Dude.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 April 24, 2007 Quote Dude.... DUDE!!You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Dude.... DUDE!! I'm calmer than you dude... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 April 24, 2007 My boss calls me dude... and frankly its a little weird... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 April 24, 2007 Quote I've just become and Ordained Minister That's blasphemy!!! Oh wait, never mind. Commandments don't say anything about whorshipping others. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 April 24, 2007 Quote My boss calls me dude... and frankly its a little weird... I call everyone Dude, your Boss is one of my DisciplesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 April 24, 2007 The Dude Abides! (But I'm not sure how he would feel about a marmot becoming an ordained minister.) "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 April 24, 2007 Doooooooood!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 April 24, 2007 Quote The Dude Abides! (But I'm not sure how he would feel about a marmot becoming an ordained minister.) DUDE he'd be Cool with itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 April 24, 2007 Soooo, dude, come worship you or what is the whorship stuff in the thread title? You've not become a whor, have you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 April 24, 2007 Quote Soooo, dude, come worship you or what is the whorship stuff in the thread title? You've not become a whor, have you? Yes I have so give me some money (tithe) BitchYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 April 24, 2007 Whorship? Isn't that what they call singles cruises? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 April 24, 2007 Quote Yes I have so give me some money (tithe) Bitch Now if I become ordained, I think I would be looking for offerings of Kahlua, cartons of half & half, or rich naked babes showing up unannounced in my apartment."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 April 24, 2007 Do I see a crucifixion in your future? (Sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon) Squeek, the mighty Savior Lived by the sea. He frolicked in the holy mist In a land called Gallilee. Peter, Paul and Mary, John and Jacob too Followed in the footsteps of That energetic Jew. Now saviors live forever, But not our own Dude Squee' Pilate nailed him to cross At the age of thirty three.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 April 24, 2007 QuoteDo I see a crucifixion in your future? No, no, they won't crucify Dude Squee'; They'll just come in and pee on his rug!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #17 April 25, 2007 Quote I've just become and Ordained Minister Goose had me worried for a mo lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote I've just become and Ordained Minister Goose had me worried for a mo lol On you knees and pray DudetteYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #19 April 25, 2007 Aw, man! That rug really brought the room together... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #20 April 25, 2007 Quote Whorship? Isn't that what they call singles cruises? Nah, they're called "good places to break a dry spell."Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 April 25, 2007 Quote Aw, man! That rug really brought the room together... You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #22 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I've just become and Ordained Minister Goose had me worried for a mo lol On you knees and pray Dudette On your knees and bark like a dog baby lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 April 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteDo I see a crucifixion in your future? No, no, they won't crucify Dude Squee'; They'll just come in and pee on his rug! NOt the rug it really ties the room togetherDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #24 April 25, 2007 The dude just wanted his rug.Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #25 April 25, 2007 Dude....................................J........................" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
