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Andy_Copland

You know what makes me feel like an arse hole?

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Having to speak in a fucking American accent to the automated answering phones so they can understand me or it makes me repeat the fucking answer.



Sorry, but that just made me laugh... :D:D

By the way, Andy, will you marry me? After two years, you will be an American citizen, get your green card, and I can divorce your ass!!


Won’t be getting any money for the divorce he is after all a skydiver and half of nothing is nothing. :P
SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

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Having to speak in a fucking American accent to the automated answering phones so they can understand me or it makes me repeat the fucking answer.



Sorry, but that just made me laugh... :D:D

By the way, Andy, will you marry me? After two years, you will be an American citizen, get your green card, and I can divorce your ass!!


Won’t be getting any money for the divorce he is after all a skydiver and half of nothing is nothing. :P


She can always get his main and jumpsuit, and leave him his rig and reserve... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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cause i have sand in my vagina"



Now THERE's your excuse to tell your friend Jason to back off! :D:D:D

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You never know... he might have a taste for roughness!:D

Chuck


Sand is like ground glass! :oB| Well, if he dares... we all get to laugh at his stupid ass! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Having to speak in a fucking American accent to the automated answering phones so they can understand me or it makes me repeat the fucking answer.



It might be easier if you learn Spanish. Try spelling your name over the phone to an American. It get's annoying when you say very clearly to a yank "A" and you hear back "E". WTF is wrong with someone when you CLEARLY say "Ayyyy" as in "hay" without the "h" and they insist they heard "E", it's not even close.

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Goddamnit sitch. Get OUT of the women's forum!!! :D:D



I knew exactly what he was referring to! I was reading the same thread over there. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Won’t be getting any money for the divorce he is after all a skydiver and half of nothing is nothing. :P



She can always get his main and jumpsuit, and leave him his rig and reserve... :D

I'll just use him for cheap sex for two years, then take his entire rig, jumpsuit, altimeter, and maybe even his goggles. I'll let him keep his helmet. He might need it for the divorce. :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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He has a GF? Damn, i thought him and turtle were gay lovers.

Billy and Turtle are gay lovers?? :o


I think they were referring to YOU and Turtle. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I'll just use him for cheap sex for two years,



Sex with the same person for 2 years? Is that possible? :D


I never said there wouldn't be anyone else on the side... :S;)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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