Andy_Copland 0 #1 April 24, 2007 Having to speak in a fucking American accent to the automated answering phones so they can understand me or it makes me repeat the fucking answer.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #2 April 24, 2007 Don't feel bad. We still like you even though you have this trials and tribulations in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 April 24, 2007 looking at a chipendales calendar You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 24, 2007 Quote Having to speak in a fucking American accent to the automated answering phones so they can understand me or it makes me repeat the fucking answer. This is America, get with the program, you slacker! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 April 24, 2007 And here I had a list of soooo many other things that came to mind when I read that title. complaning about speaking the language of the country you want to marry into was NOT one of em! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 April 24, 2007 Um, hi . . . you're in America. We speak American. If you don't like it, you can leave. And I'll go with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 April 24, 2007 I speak the language, just not the accent. Y'all1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 April 24, 2007 We started-out talking the way you do but, we were in America! We did it... you can too. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 April 24, 2007 Quote And I'll go with you. Shucks 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 April 24, 2007 But all the automated phone stuff is outsourced to India. You should speak in an Indian accent. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 April 24, 2007 Quote I speak the language, just not the accent. Y'all better leave out the southern drawl too. those damn voice things dont understand me either. its prolly cuz the damn call center only understands broken english with an Indian accent like the Delta line. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 April 24, 2007 Quote I speak the language, just not the accent. Y'all Yeah...no need to get your nappies in a bunch! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 April 24, 2007 I understood you, i think 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #14 April 24, 2007 Quote Having to speak in a fucking American accent to the automated answering phones so they can understand me or it makes me repeat the fucking answer. Sorry, but that just made me laugh... By the way, Andy, will you marry me? After two years, you will be an American citizen, get your green card, and I can divorce your ass!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 April 24, 2007 Quote By the way, Andy, will you marry me? After two years, you will be an American citizen, get your green card, and I can divorce your ass!! Actually you can divorce sooner and he can still keep his green card. You just have to abuse him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 April 24, 2007 Quote Actually you can divorce sooner and he can still keep his green card. You just have to abuse him. And you know this because.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 24, 2007 Quote Actually you can divorce sooner and he can still keep his green card. You just have to abuse him. ---------------------------------------------------------- And you know this because.... Did some research into INS laws a few years ago. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 April 24, 2007 Quote Actually you can divorce sooner and he can still keep his green card. You just have to abuse him. *gulp*1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 April 24, 2007 Only having 1 tooth?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Actually you can divorce sooner and he can still keep his green card. You just have to abuse him. *gulp* Stay away from Sunshine if you know what's good for you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #21 April 24, 2007 Quote Yeah...no need to get your nappies in a bunch! It's probably just a maxie pad wedgy Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #22 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Actually you can divorce sooner and he can still keep his green card. You just have to abuse him. *gulp* Whatever!! You know you'd enjoy it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 April 24, 2007 Quote Yeah...no need to get your nappies in a bunch! -------------------------------------------------------- It's probably just a maxie pad wedgy I luv you man. I really really really needed a laugh today. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #24 April 24, 2007 Quote But all the automated phone stuff is outsourced to India. You should speak in an Indian accent. THAT made me laugh out loud here at work!! You are so not kidding!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #25 April 24, 2007 Quote You know what makes me feel like an arse hole? Mmm, let me think... Could it be the fact that you are one? Sorry, just couldn't resist... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
