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in a resturant and this happens.

Man Chops Off His Penis In Restaurant

A man is in hospital after chopping off his penis in a busy London restaurant.

Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

It happened at Zizzi's pizza restaurant in the Strand, in the capital's West End theatre heartland.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."


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I don't think they need to worry about him doing that again.:S



Why? He still has two balls left... :|


OK, so he might do it once or twice more; But he won't have the balls to do it a fourth time.:P
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I don't think they need to worry about him doing that again.:S



Why? He still has two balls left... :|


OK, so he might do it once or twice more; But he won't have the balls to do it a fourth time.:P


Unless he decides to start on his little toes, then his feet, then one hand and only God knows what else! :P
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