Lindercles 0 #26 April 23, 2007 Not only that, but what the fuck kind of vaginas has s/he been been ogling that look a cock stuffed into a scrotum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #27 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote You call yourself turtle cuz you play "hide the turtle head" by overlapping your scrotum and tucking your penis inside of it, pretending to have a vagina. I got your number buddy! lol Quoted for posterity. You obviously put WAY too much thought into that. Oh I think; ... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #28 April 23, 2007 Quote Not only that, but what the fuck kind of vaginas has s/he been been ogling that look a cock stuffed into a scrotum? I'm trying not to imagine. (S)he DID brag about getting laid all the time for thinking things are cute... Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 April 23, 2007 f-f-f-f-freaks!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #30 April 23, 2007 You guys are the funniest friends a girl could have. Just so we're clear, I'm referring to you being MY friends, NOT SuperKat's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #31 April 23, 2007 Quote You guys are the funniest friends a girl could have. Just so we're clear, I'm referring to you being MY friends, NOT SuperKat's. Me? Hey all! I have a FRIEND!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #32 April 23, 2007 QuoteNot only that, but what the fuck kind of vaginas has s/he been been ogling that look a cock stuffed into a scrotum? Well well well, the pansy/fairy is back. You're just jealous cuz the closest you can get to a vagina is playing the "hide the turtle head" game. lol What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #33 April 23, 2007 QuoteI'm trying not to imagine. (S)he DID brag about getting laid all the time for thinking things are cute... You're a pretty funny fairy/pansy, keep calling me s/he and I'll give you a reason for your hair to stand on end when force you to deep throat. lol What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #34 April 23, 2007 Quote Negative sweet thang. If that's your flavor, would you be so kind as to accept my offer to possibly sway you otherwise. Oh man, how smooth was that? Tell me you wouldn't jump my bones after hearing that. No wonder I'm such a stud. lol Hmmm... not so smooth. I don't go for he-women who call me sweet thang.I think that you need to post a picture of yourself (clothed, because I'm kinda scared what you have going on) so that I can remove my previous made-up-mental-image of you as a woman and replace it with what you really are. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #35 April 23, 2007 QuoteJust so we're clear, I'm referring to you being MY friends, NOT SuperKat's It's okay, I have other friends. I don't need pansies or fairies like them to be my friends. Besides their only friends are their left hand and right hand. lol What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 April 23, 2007 Ok, ok . . . don't get your panties in a twist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 April 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm trying not to imagine. (S)he DID brag about getting laid all the time for thinking things are cute... You're a pretty funny fairy/pansy, keep calling me s/he and I'll give you a reason for your hair to stand on end when force you to deep throat. lol Don't let the avatar fool you, everyone - What we have here is a very violent s/he. It seems that dave struck a nerve . . . So Dave, your opinion - is s/he a pitcher or a catcher? Spit or swallow - or paint. And . . . is he the guest of honor in your Horney Gorrilla Dive? One handed and all?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Negative sweet thang. If that's your flavor, would you be so kind as to accept my offer to possibly sway you otherwise. Oh man, how smooth was that? Tell me you wouldn't jump my bones after hearing that. No wonder I'm such a stud. lol Hmmm... not so smooth. I don't go for he-women who call me sweet thang.I think that you need to post a picture of yourself (clothed, because I'm kinda scared what you have going on) so that I can remove my previous made-up-mental-image of you as a woman and replace it with what you really are. He's OLD GREEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #39 April 23, 2007 Quote He's OLD GREEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG You seen his downstairs mix-up? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote He's OLD GREEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG You seen his downstairs mix-up? Blues, Dave Bailey's ~~~~ CreamyI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #41 April 23, 2007 Quote Hmmm... not so smooth. I don't go for he-women who call me sweet thang. hahahaha pretty funny! They got you in on it too, huh? Quote I think that you need to post a picture of yourself (clothed, because I'm kinda scared what you have going on) so that I can remove my previous made-up-mental-image of you as a woman and replace it with what you really are. I got a better idea baby doll, why don't you and I meet up and I show you a good time and then we head back to my place for a little night cap? Oh man, I can't believe how original and smooth I am. Ladies, get in line cuz that's just the kind of player I am. lol Seriously, you can look me up in myspace if you want a clothed picture of me. I don't do naked pics. I'm a sophisticated and old fashioned kind of guy. In other words, show me yours first and I'll show you mine. lol What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #42 April 23, 2007 Quote Ok, ok . . . don't get your panties in a twist. That was dry... What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #43 April 23, 2007 So are women when you're with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote You guys are the funniest friends a girl could have. Just so we're clear, I'm referring to you being MY friends, NOT SuperKat's. Me? Hey all! I have a FRIEND!! She was replying to Dave . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #45 April 23, 2007 Hey, I like Slappie, too. That was directed at all of you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 April 23, 2007 Quote Hey, I like Slappie, too. That was directed at all of you! Awwe, thanks . . . maybe you could answer the phone once in a while then.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #47 April 23, 2007 Quote Hey, I like Slappie, too. That was directed at all of you! Including me?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #48 April 23, 2007 Whoopsie daisies! I forgot to call you guys back! Shame on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #49 April 23, 2007 Damnit, were you posting in this thread? Juuuuuuust kidding. I like you when you're not posting about me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #50 April 23, 2007 QuoteDon't let the avatar fool you, everyone - What we have here is a very violent s/he. You're one to talk, look at your avatar. You don't even have a penis or vagina. We can't even call you a he, she or he/she. Since you can't wank it or insert things in your vagina for pleasure, how do you get yourself off? Do you tuck your head in your shell and then thrust it out of your shell to simulate intercourse? lol QuoteSo Dave, your opinion - is s/he a pitcher or a catcher? Spit or swallow - or paint I'll tell you what, I won't even give you the option to spit. I won't even give you the courtesy to let you know when I unload. lol Okay enough. Let's stop! I keep threatening you guys by forcing you to deep throat, you fairies and pansies might even want to take me up on it. lol What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
