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When the kid screamed just for the sake of screaming, I used to hold a mirror in front of their face and say "oh loooooooook....":D and the kid would freak out about what they looked like with the fake tears and pouty face and usually stop throwing a tantrum.:ph34r:





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I had a kid (maybe about 6-7 years old) threaten me that he was going to summons the devil on me and have his pack of wolves attack and eat me on the way home unless I would let him stay up.

Scared the shit outta me, I told the parents I would never sit for them again.... oh and the same night his little sister puked all over me. I felt like I was in the movie Exorsist.

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I was never a babysitter, but when I was round 9 or so, I tried to make out with our 15 year old babysitter.

What can I say, i started early. :D

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When the kid screamed just for the sake of screaming, I used to hold a mirror in front of their face and say "oh loooooooook....":D and the kid would freak out about what they looked like with the fake tears and pouty face and usually stop throwing a tantrum.:ph34r:



Years ago I watched a friend's baby while she worked and partied until he was 3. He got into the habit of biting. I cured him by putting a 9 volt battery on his tongue. :o It worked.

He wasn't hurt and didn't cry. I told him that's what it feels like to us when he bites. :|

No wonder I'm not babysitting this weekend. Grandma found out about this too.
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I never babysat until I had a baby. :)
I actually took early childhood development courses whilest pregnant so I'd know what was supposed to happen when...:P

-Actually, once I helped watch a baby while the grandma was around, but I was never alone with a child until we brought our little Jaleesa home.

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When the kid screamed just for the sake of screaming, I used to hold a mirror in front of their face and say "oh loooooooook....":D and the kid would freak out about what they looked like with the fake tears and pouty face and usually stop throwing a tantrum.:ph34r:



Years ago I watched a friend's baby while she worked and partied until he was 3. He got into the habit of biting. I cured him by putting a 9 volt battery on his tongue. :o It worked.

He wasn't hurt and didn't cry. I told him that's what it feels like to us when he bites. :|

No wonder I'm not babysitting this weekend. Grandma found out about this too.


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I remember when Capri Suns first came out. The family I sat for kept them in the freezer. I wanted one, but not frozen, so I put it in the microwave. Thats when I learned that metal objects and microwaves don't get along so well. The freakin sparks scared the shit out of me!!:D:$

Never did tell them what I did.;)

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:D:ph34r: That would be like Pavlov's dog theory:Dscream...honk! scream..honk!

One kid used to pull his foot up to his mouth and bite his toenails til they bled..so I asked him if he'd like Tabasco sauce. He said "I don't know. why?" I said "didn't you know EVERYTHING tastes better with Tabasco!" ;):D:ph34r:





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When the kid screamed just for the sake of screaming, I used to hold a mirror in front of their face and say "oh loooooooook....":D and the kid would freak out about what they looked like with the fake tears and pouty face and usually stop throwing a tantrum.:ph34r:



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When the kid screamed just for the sake of screaming, I used to hold a mirror in front of their face and say "oh loooooooook....":D and the kid would freak out about what they looked like with the fake tears and pouty face and usually stop throwing a tantrum.:ph34r:



Do you really think they let me assume the responsibility of taking care of children?


OH PLEASE!!!! You have done a beautiful job with yours.... :S

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When the kid screamed just for the sake of screaming, I used to hold a mirror in front of their face and say "oh loooooooook....":D and the kid would freak out about what they looked like with the fake tears and pouty face and usually stop throwing a tantrum.:ph34r:



Do you really think they let me assume the responsibility of taking care of children?


OH PLEASE!!!! You have done a beautiful job with yours.... :S

g


Waddn't me.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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If I recall, she has the same name (phonetically) as me and might be 13 now? Just tell her that I had the name FIRST!;):D



Yeah - But I gave this one to her . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I was never a babysitter, but when I was round 9 or so, I tried to make out with our 15 year old babysitter.

What can I say, i started early. :D




I used to babysit this kid...he isn't so little anymore! :D


I don't get it - the Hooter's Girl is named Dave?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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HE=DAVE

Used to be lil nerdy kid and now is 6.5 or something.

Focus Clint..Focus:D



I'm not seeing it.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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When I was 21 I dated a girl for awhile who'd babysat me when I was a kid. B| It was odd randomly running into her in a bar hundreds of miles away from where we'd grown up, and having her almost immediately make her intentions totally obvious. :o:ph34r:

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When I was 21 I dated a girl for awhile who'd babysat me when I was a kid. B| It was odd randomly running into her in a bar hundreds of miles away from where we'd grown up, and having her almost immediately make her intentions totally obvious. :o:ph34r:

Blues,
Dave



You should have tried for an OTB^5 number.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The father to the kids that I baby sat hit on me.:|;) I was 16...it was a really awkward situation.:$ Before that I thought he was "dreamy", after that moment, I thought he was pathetic. I think they are divorced now. He tried to turn me onto meth and pot. Aaaah the good ole days.....


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This one time i was watching the 2 kids, and his mom knew that i had gone to my prom, so I brought my pictures over and was showin her, and the oldest one (6 years old) was looking at the pictures. All dressed up and everything...

She left the room followed by her son, then her son said "Mom, did she get married?".

i thought it was cute:D


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I had a couple of good ways to keep kids distracted and busy. I always brought popcorn to pop on the stove. The REAL way. I don't think I ever ran into a kid who had seen it done that way. They always thought I was too cool.

I also made a habit of bringing a bag of clothes pins. As soon as mom and dad left we would take all the extra sheets and blankets and make big tents out of them. We would hook them to everything. This wasn't quite as popular with mom and dad if they were still up when they got home!

It seems like I always got stuck with the really rotten kids no one else would watch. I'd say, "Bring um to me and go have a good time! I can handle um!" Then even before they left I'd take the kid in the other room, pick them up by the front of the shirt till their feet dangled (these were relatives, mind you) and growl, "Don't forget. I'm the mean aunt. They brought you here because they know how mean I am. I haven't beat a kid all day so I'm glad you're here!" They were always little angels for me. :)

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The father to the kids that I baby sat hit on me.:|;) I was 16...it was a really awkward situation.:$ Before that I thought he was "dreamy", after that moment, I thought he was pathetic. I think they are divorced now. He tried to turn me onto meth and pot. Aaaah the good ole days.....


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Ok, I'm never letting my daughter babysit again!!!!!

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