There are Two Olives Left in the Jar...

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One is floating; the other is resting at the bottom.

Which one is safe to eat, and which one will kill me?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[azdav 0]

Eat them both, just to be safe

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[Lindercles 0]

Here's how we find out:

Make two martinis, each gets one olive. Wait for me to get there, then we randomly choose who gets which. Last one standing wins.

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One is floating. The other is resting at the bottom.

Which one is safe to eat, and which one will kill me?

If you drain out just enough juice - add vodka you have a nice sterile drink.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Is this like in Princess Bride where both olives are tainted?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Excellent!





P.S. I ate them both.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[Lindercles 0]

Exactly. The only difference is that once you pass out I'm not just gonna leave you there.

[PLFXpert 0]

Well, at least I'll know my performance will live up to all the ladies before me.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[f1freak 0]

gotta love a DIRTY martini....HAHAHAHA

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

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gotta love a DIRTY martini....HAHAHAHA

Dirty Martini's can have the effect of making th edrinker kinda dirty too.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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If you had three, you could have an olive race.

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I can't have a race with just two?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I can't have a race with just two?

Against the rules - you can get a lime and handicap him though.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Lindercles 0]

Go banana!

[turtlespeed 226]

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Go banana!

No.

Went bananna once - never wanna do that again.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Would a lime in a coconut work?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Would a lime in a coconut work?

Ony if you put the . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[headoverheels 333]

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I can't have a race with just two?

Nah, you need 3 olives and 3 fraternity pledges. They all strip, insert an olive up their crack, and crab walk on all fours, butt down. The fastest one gets to eat his olive. The other two have to eat each other's olive.


Hmm, maybe that's why that one is floating...

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I can't have a race with just two?

Nah, you need 3 olives and 3 fraternity pledges. They all strip, insert an olive up their crack, and crab walk on all fours, butt down. The fastest one gets to eat his olive. The other two have to eat each other's olive.


Hmm, maybe that's why that one is floating...

That's just wrong! funny but wrong!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Sick!



I'll try that next time.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.