Thanatos340 1 #26 April 6, 2007 Dont ever let a 5 Year old (Or a skydiver for that matter) near Bubble wrap. Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop, for endless hours has been known to cause extreme mental breakdowns.. And the temptation is just too much for such undeveloped minds (And kids too). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #27 April 6, 2007 QuoteDont ever let a 5 Year old (Or a skydiver for that matter) near Bubble wrap. Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop, for endless hours has been known to cause extreme mental breakdowns.. And the temptation is just too much for such undeveloped minds (And kids too). I love doing that. It drives the people at work nuts. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #28 April 6, 2007 Griffith Observatory - the Planetarium is awesome. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #29 April 6, 2007 Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner - - - - Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #30 April 6, 2007 QuoteGriffith Observatory - the Planetarium is awesome. g That place is such a pain in the butt to go to now, but it is a good idea. Thanks Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #31 April 7, 2007 QuoteFriends want a second honeymoon...I told them I would babysit. My place is not child proof. I love kids...but not here. Do 5 year olds like the zoo? Any suggestions? How do I entertain him? No blenders please BeerGravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #32 April 7, 2007 Give him a crayon and let him go nuts. something about children and crayons. They think their Picasso or something, ohh heres a good one let him get a hold of a lipstick, yea now we're talking. I would think that 5 year olds would like anything thats gonna last no more then 5 minutes. Then again theres dvd's lion king, nemo, cars, The disney channel, doodle bops, etc etc. Good luck, get a script of prozac before the arrival thatw ay it's already in your system. E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #33 April 7, 2007 It really depends on the 5 year old. Depending on their maturity, disposition, and interests, they may want to go to the zoo, play in the park, color with crayons, play in the dirt, go shopping, go hiking, watch a video, bike ride, roller skate, ice skate, climb a tree, watch a bee, pet a dog, catch a frog, eat ice cream, make you scream, see a movie, sing a song, take a nap, make a sandwich, bake some cookies, help you do laundry, read a book. We raised 4 kids. They're all different, but have more varied interests than you would expect. Treat it as an adventure and a chance to view the world through the eyes of a child again, not as an odious chore. You might surprise yourself with how much fun it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #34 April 8, 2007 QuoteFriends want a second honeymoon...I told them I would babysit. My place is not child proof. I love kids...but not here. Do 5 year olds like the zoo? Any suggestions? How do I entertain him? No blenders please These tend to do the trick.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #35 April 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteFriends want a second honeymoon...I told them I would babysit. My place is not child proof. I love kids...but not here. Do 5 year olds like the zoo? Any suggestions? How do I entertain him? No blenders please These tend to do the trick. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #36 April 20, 2007 Looks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #37 April 20, 2007 QuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. irresponsible bitchYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #38 April 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. irresponsible bitch Oh shuddup Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #39 April 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. irresponsible bitch And, I like it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #40 April 20, 2007 Well, I was going to suggest miniature golf. My 4-year old loves it. And one of my closest friends has a pool and a snake...and her five boys have managed to survive just fine. Good grief....some people.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #41 April 20, 2007 QuoteWell, I was going to suggest miniature golf. My 4-year old loves it. And one of my closest friends has a pool and a snake...and her five boys have managed to survive just fine. Good grief....some people. I think she found out I use the snake in satanic rigtuals. Just kidding!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Armour666 0 #42 April 20, 2007 QuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. Damit we have a pool had a snake and have kids but grandma wont take them enough , no fair !!! If you want to come up here I'll lend you my two boys 6 and 3SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #43 April 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. Damit we have a pool had a snake and have kids but grandma wont take them enough , no fair !!! If you want to come up here I'll lend you my two boys 6 and 3 No thanks. That maternal thing I felt for a fleeting moment is long gone. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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turtlespeed 221 #34 April 8, 2007 QuoteFriends want a second honeymoon...I told them I would babysit. My place is not child proof. I love kids...but not here. Do 5 year olds like the zoo? Any suggestions? How do I entertain him? No blenders please These tend to do the trick.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #35 April 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteFriends want a second honeymoon...I told them I would babysit. My place is not child proof. I love kids...but not here. Do 5 year olds like the zoo? Any suggestions? How do I entertain him? No blenders please These tend to do the trick. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #36 April 20, 2007 Looks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #37 April 20, 2007 QuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. irresponsible bitchYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #38 April 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. irresponsible bitch Oh shuddup Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #39 April 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. irresponsible bitch And, I like it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #40 April 20, 2007 Well, I was going to suggest miniature golf. My 4-year old loves it. And one of my closest friends has a pool and a snake...and her five boys have managed to survive just fine. Good grief....some people.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #41 April 20, 2007 QuoteWell, I was going to suggest miniature golf. My 4-year old loves it. And one of my closest friends has a pool and a snake...and her five boys have managed to survive just fine. Good grief....some people. I think she found out I use the snake in satanic rigtuals. Just kidding!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #42 April 20, 2007 QuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. Damit we have a pool had a snake and have kids but grandma wont take them enough , no fair !!! If you want to come up here I'll lend you my two boys 6 and 3SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #43 April 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteLooks like I won't be entertaining a 5 year old this weekend. I was kind of looking forward to it. Grandma found out I have a snake, a pool, never had kids and she doesn't feel comfortable. She cancelled her plans to watch him. Ok, I'm over it. Time to party. Damit we have a pool had a snake and have kids but grandma wont take them enough , no fair !!! If you want to come up here I'll lend you my two boys 6 and 3 No thanks. That maternal thing I felt for a fleeting moment is long gone. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
